Sheila Key, Writer

Me again, @stephenking.bsky.social. Wanna strike ‘abysmal’ in the foregoing in favor of ‘uneven.’ Mr. Patton’s character voices do often breathe vivid life into their words. Lovie Barton, for instance. Having now finished The Outsider, I almost feel like I know her. But his Holly Gibney 100% grates!

Kindle screen showing cover of Stephen King’s novel, The Outsider, with progress bar showing it’s 50% read. Cover is black with an upside-down black silhouette of a man against a gray sky & landscape, with “Stephen King” in large yellow text in sinister font at the top and “The Outsider” in smaller white text, also sinister, beneath.

Am on a @stephenking.bsky.social 📚jag & loving it but have an urgent plea to make of the author:

Dear Mr King,

Will Patton is a fine actor, but his ‘performance’ of your stories is abysmal. Particularly unlistenable is the way he voices Holly Gibney. In future, please hire someone else!

Thanks.🙏🏼

They’re power-drunk sadists.

Pansy as he wanna be.

YOU ARE EPIC!!!
Ten thousand congratulations!

I’m so sorry for your loss.💐

Yeah that.

Meowvelous!

First thing I thought. “Please, lady, step back from the ledge.”

…AND HIS HANDS ARE WAY BIGGER!

I feel your pain.

Epic!! Too bad, though, that we don’t get to see if Mr Fox lives to tell the tale.

They truly are incapable of connecting two visibly defined dots, aren’t they?

“That’s not the aim,” Rubio says, attempting wholesale revision of last week’s history.

Right, Li’l Marco!

IT BECAME
‘NOT THE AIM’
AS SOON AS IT
DIDN’T HAPPEN!

I hope they ALL dress the way Zelenskyy does, in street clothes during wartime.

Or to the deejay on the request line.📻

Shouldn’t be.

Controversial, I mean.

It’s really good!!

Nevertheless, I ❤️LOVE❤️ this photo!

ACK! Where’s your DiscWasher?!?

They left the 8 pages in a hotel printer.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

🙋🏼

We gotta win first. Gotta vanquish MAGA. Otherwise they’ll be the ones writing the history books.

1953? Really? What’s with that arm to no one, holding dad’s left hand?

When all else fails I guess we could all just go with shoulda.

Legalizing vehicular manslaughter to make America great again.🙄

*should have

AND, I 100% agree with your point.

Magats crow about being so alpha — each and *all* of them — which by definition is impossible, especially as they follow their idiot king like sheep.

Nevertheless, they crow that they’re alpha while in fact they’re so fragile!

😙🫰🏼