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Himself. Heโ€™s basically dressing the cgi/meme version of himself

01.11.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch . ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face while sitting on a couch .
29.10.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hundo p believe it.

29.10.2025 04:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Candy corn is trash. Taste like ol melted crayons

26.10.2025 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a bald man is sitting in a chair with a microphone in front of him ALT: a bald man is sitting in a chair with a microphone in front of him
26.10.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with his arms in the air has the word bless on his shirt ALT: a man with his arms in the air has the word bless on his shirt
26.10.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always go tech rich and grossly underdress

26.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still one of my favorite clips. Dude in the barrow was acting his ass off.

26.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The beginning guitar riff on baccarat reminds me so much of 70s afrobeats. Something like Kuti but with a cosmic lilt akin to the P-Funk mashup or if you speed up jimiโ€™s power of soul

24.10.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And theyโ€™ve got the monopoly on it

24.10.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only people I have a problem with this are old white men whoโ€™ll have their whoooe balls out trying to chat you up in the locker room just sitting on the benches. I came to work out not air out

22.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Killers - Mr. Brightside (Official Music Video)
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This is adorable and very cute but also i wqs referencing this youtu.be/gGdGFtwCNBE?...

04.10.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.10.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss

04.10.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Report back come December when something happened and she canโ€™t quite make it

02.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of children are posing for a picture with the caption " we have an announcement to make " ALT: a group of children are posing for a picture with the caption " we have an announcement to make "
23.09.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman says " isn 't this the part where you say you love me too ? " ALT: a woman says " isn 't this the part where you say you love me too ? "

First of all, rude

22.09.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are laying on the floor with the words shh go to sleep ALT: two men are laying on the floor with the words shh go to sleep
21.09.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s this one even about?

21.09.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody put on wagon wheel

17.09.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
13.09.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahahaha I thought you meant your friends lolol. If anyone from work calls me itโ€™s on sight

12.09.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People send emails?

12.09.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s so blatantly crazy that this is an elected official basically saying I wanted an โ€œotherโ€. I was praying for it

12.09.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same. I donโ€™t want them

11.09.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.09.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way I fucking hollered.

11.09.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.09.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue suit and tie is sitting at a desk with the words where have you been written below him ALT: a man in a blue suit and tie is sitting at a desk with the words where have you been written below him
11.09.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people I feel true empathy for are his kids who didnโ€™t chose this life and had to watch their dad die. The video of which is now public record.

11.09.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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