Allen Iverson’s Headband

And scallops

I need a massage, vacation, 4 new books, and a deep hug

This coquito is loose. It’s in the glass moving like water. I don’t like it. Aint no condensed milk in this…

I would like a bottomless happy hour and a happy hour with the bottom knocked out.

🫂🫂🫂

If you’re a Chicago transplant experiencing your first winter here, I’d like to remind y’all of a CARDINAL rule:

DO NOT park in spots you didn’t dig out!

If you see a parking space with a chair (or any other object) DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT IS NOT YOUR SPOT.

I hope she lands on her feet ASAP

I’ve gotten let go the day after my birthday and this year 2 days before 😬🫠

My trainer at the gym got fired today. Today is her birthday. They fired her because she said she’s comfortable with her full client load. They wanted her to train more which could burn her out. Now that Black woman is out of a job. I cursed the gym manager out for a solid 15min.

Sometimes, you don't even know what you don't know to even know what questions to ask.

i’ll never forgive Biggie’s sloppy, nasty..droopy eye ass for making her believe she was ugly. this woman is absolutely stunning.

LMFAOOOOOOO nah im crine!

Let work early and took a Covid test b/c, tis the season.

It was negative🙌

But I'm all out of Dayquil, smh.

Tupac was so gahtdamn GORGEOUS, man. I know Ferretface was furious!

DoorDash driver just called me through the app to tell me I look so good I made him nervous.. he lives around the corner.. and ask if I have a husband.

I’m like.. “yes & you know these calls in recorded, right”… on top of that the around the corner comment is odd and thats why I have cameras

My brain be doing the most 😂😂

Ok, thanks. I can rule out the possibility of me dying 😅

Is this why I’m tired too?!

We losing recipes if AF1s cost $116 smh

He hates you 🥲

A lot of men don’t realize the sheer number of chances they get to clean up their messes. These women complaining about what it looks like in these streets. You think you’re him when you really jut there by default.

Don’t ever think that you’re bigger than the program.

It literally feels as though time has slowed down 😩🫠

Right. And not enough women are gay.

Yall still drinking vodka?

For real 😂😂😂

I don’t get why these are still being made…

And going to see the same movie “more than once” in this economy…

Y’all ain’t Sinners!

A way is always made for me. I have to remember that.

The price of almond oil damn near doubled 😩

I don’t really jive with baby oil but I may have to

😂😂😂 my bad

Chile, I don’t know but I want out of this vortex!