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“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

trust us bro
#myart #nudity #censorship

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Title: Gender Census 2025. Text: If you can't easily put yourself into just one of these two boxes, you are invited to take part. Illustration: Two boxes, each with photos of relevant dictionary pages.

The 12th annual international Gender Census 2025 is now open until at least 30th August 2025!

survey.gendercensus.com

It's for anyone whose gender (or lack thereof) isn't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

At some point you have to stop accepting "compromise", "optics", "reasonable centrism", "popularism" bullshit.

If you let the undesirables be mulched, you have allowed the creation of backdoors and loopsholes that give private actors and corporations a monopoly on the flow of global information.

revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up

this one

DIY > AI

A very tall, very goth basketball player

There's a 6'4" goth Australian professional women's basketball player if you were looking for good things going on in the world

shot from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server walks in front of the characters

what's your 200 millionth favorite frame you've ever seen in a film? for me it's probably this frame from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server is briefly seen walking a tray of sundaes in front of the characters. way down the list for me

it’s interesting that they call it a heat “wave,” because i would like to “say”goodbye to it. or i mean i would like to “wave” goodbye to it

IGNORANT GIRLMODING EGG: would you still love me if i was a worm
'HER' BOYFRIEND, WHO HAS UNKNOWINGLY BORNE THE SOUL OF A TRAPDOOR SPIDER IN HIS BODY SINCE HIS BIRTH: *sucking back excessive saliva, visibly wringing hands to suppress bib tying motion* yes. absolutely i would. uh. consider that good

my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal

i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life

Lowkey I just used “preclude” correctly in a sentence

What the FUCK is the “Red Area”

A graphic showing NHL referee Wes McCauley on a red background, captioned “WES FREAKIN McCAULEY”

i need to be back in the snow

Woke up thinking in Spanish because Lalo Salamanca was in my dream #real

i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life

is this what alt-j was singing about

yay im a finalist

The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL

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Is it too late to come back to Bluesky? I’m always getting new follower notifs so I figured I’d pop back in and say! My book is out! FAILURE TO COMPLY is avail wherever books are sold, and I’d love for you to check it out.

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please help & share if you can, we are really struggling rn

my roommates and I are behind on rent for October and have been doing our best to put together the missing portion. We're needing help with the rest of the rent we need ($200).
Please help by sharing or sending money to the following places:

paypal: frankienjack
cashapp: $JacknFrankie

*crashes ur wedding* hey man do u have any weed. also check it out heres my new single "Terramorphing The Cosmic Bacteriological Death Asshole" its 17 minutes long

welcome to college football saturday

good morning