~Fifi~

someone on here blocked me and all i can say is they better get right with the lord

I hate being the first neighbor to fire up his/her particle accelerator on a Saturday morning but someone’s got to do it

i’ve seen enough of 2025 i’m now focused on 2026

2025 being the year of the snake seems appropriate.

🎶 Making a list and checking it 14x because I have OCD and lots of other problems 🎶

I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

If I ever propose again, I’m going to do it with an onion ring so if she refuses, at least I’ll have a snack.

I find it fascinating how some planets have rings, but the rest are still single.

Brrr. Brrr. Brrr.

welcome to Bluesky

your reply guys are here too

😁

👀

This whole Monday business is here again.

It’s seems like a beautiful day for tacos and cherry coke.

I’m not much of a porn guy but certain other things get me going like gotdamn did I get a throbbing fucking rail during that one episode of the X Files when Gillian Anderson was getting the tattoo on her back

I love putting on a TV show I've watched a hundred times while I read a book and then looking up and being like oh I love this part

The birds sound happy today.

*taps mic*

So happy it’s Friday.

That is all.

What are you reading this month?

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself.

no thanks, weighted blanket
I already have enough pressure on me

my card declined at the corn store so i shoved the corn on the cobs up my ass and ran for it

*baptizes you in a vat of KFC gravy*

My skeletons have their own closets.