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Gen X. She/Her. Old AF. Gamer. Knitter. Photographer. Wife. Mom. Nana. Blogger-ish. Dragon Age/Mass Effect/FFXIV/Cozy Games http://calamityjess.net

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Practice makes perfect. And you'll probably at your worst, still do better than me!

15.11.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went under my deck stairs to look for something and mama flew directly at my head from the nest I didn't know was there, and then sat on my raised bed trellis yelling at me while I sat on my deck after 🀣

09.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had phoebes nesting under my deck this summer. They were so cute! Also vicious...lol

09.11.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

14 hours, and my computer demanded a break.

09.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm at 11 hours and losing steam

09.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time for Mass Effect

08.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TheCalamityJess - Twitch Extra Life Game Day 2025! Donate Below forkids at UPMC Children's Hospital

Live with Ghost of Yotei!
Watch thecalamityjess with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/thecalamityj...

08.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

It's game day! I'll be going live (game only no mic) in the next hour or so. Plenty of time left to donate and share
www.extra-life.org/participant/...

08.11.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do, in fact.

07.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof I understand the concept of office politics now. And I no likey.

07.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

One week from tomorrow!
www.extra-life.org/participant/...

31.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not yet! I'm eligible once I've been there 6 months, 6 sick days and a week of vacation. Still better than waiting a year.

31.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been fried since Wednesday but I have 5 months before my sick days kick in. Week from Hell

31.10.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just make sure to get telported out before the opposite takes effect

29.10.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
29.10.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Sick kitten 2 weeks ago, sick doggo this week. Oy! Roxy had a fever of 106! Fever of unknown origin. She spent all day at the emergency clinic yesterday on a wet blankie with a fan in a kennel getting fluids and antibiotics .

28.10.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Preach. This workday is never ending.

24.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two women are standing in a kitchen talking to each other Alt: Jane Fonda and Lily tomlin are standing in a kitchen talking to each other
22.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yay! I have a project to do between bids at work now. Let me tell you getting paid to do nothing sounds fun, but my God I hate being bored at work. Give me stuff to work on, I'll happily putter away.

17.10.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a little Trax and have seen bumper in my rear view more often than should be legal.

16.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this on a spiritual level. New girl Charlee will not scratch on anything but my darned carpet 🀬

11.10.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds awesome

08.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still no cell service. This is day 3

06.10.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been spending every spare minute playing Ghost of Yotei and I am HOOKED. It is effing amazing. I watched MrJess play it's predecessor multiple times and loved it, but this is next level.

05.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JAAL!

05.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

Signed up and ready to go! On Saturday November 8, I will commit to playing games for 24 hours fueled by caffeine and donations.
All donations go directly to UPMC Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.
If you can't donate, then share these posts.
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04.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time to go full starfish!

02.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any food that requires a spoon AND is lunchbox size, should come with a spoon. Like juice boxes. You don't pull out a juice box and go "well shit, I forgot my straw". No! They provide the straw!

02.10.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turned an entire brand new swiffer head black

30.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got bored and cleaned my office. You can tell dudes had it before me. The dust was atrocious.

30.09.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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