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Level: 34 Film critic ๐ŸŽฌ Cosplayer ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Disability Advocate https://open.substack.com/pub/pixeljack "Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies.โ€ โ€” Homer

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Now seated for:

07.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.02.2026 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you think theyโ€™re scarred too?

05.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A low poly Nintendo 64 facing backwards on a shelf.

A low poly Nintendo 64 facing backwards on a shelf.

Heck yeah.

05.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a kid I cut this out of the magazine and glued it to popsicle sticks so I could play with it.

05.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a kid I cut this out of the magazine and glued it to popsicle sticks so I could play with it.

05.02.2026 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Groundhog Day (1993)

Directed by Harold Ramis

02.02.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seeing movies alone is like a religious pilgrimage. Good for mind, good for the soul.

31.01.2026 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An actor whose presence elevated everything she was in. I canโ€™t think a single time I saw Catherine Oโ€™Hara and thought, โ€œYou know who would have been better in that roleโ€ฆโ€ she was always the perfect choice. The movies lost one of their best. Thank you for never failing to make us smile.

31.01.2026 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder, the greatest living American historian filmmaker, Ken Burns, released a 720 min exploration of every facet of the American revolution using zero generative AI and paying for all of its assets instead of cobbling it from stolen data, then he gave it away for free on PBS this year.

29.01.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11024    ๐Ÿ” 3310    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

When I was translating Kon Satoshi, in order to understand him better I spent time reading his personal blog. I'll never forget him writing "They say what Aronofsky is doing is an "homage." I know my English isn't great, but I don't understand the difference between "homage" and being "ripped off."

29.01.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1666    ๐Ÿ” 599    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I have a sleeping disorder where I keep playing Silent Hill 2 before going to bed.

28.01.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now watching:

28.01.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โค๏ธ

27.01.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to stop pronouncing Hamnet as โ€œHam-netโ€ and nobody can stop me. I have a a BA in English and I can pronounce things however the hell I want.

26.01.2026 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

25.01.2026 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10906    ๐Ÿ” 2681    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 209
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My boy ๐Ÿฆ–

25.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Slight spoiler for The Secret Agent (it wonโ€™t make sense unless youโ€™ve actually seen the movie) but the Hairy Leg sequence has to be one of the best moments in cinema circa 2025 cinema. The explanation from Kleber Mendonรงa Filho is even more intriguing and horrifying.

25.01.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Secret Agent really is as good as everyone says. I really dig Kleber Mendonรงa Filhoโ€™s particular brand of weird.

24.01.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This movie is so freaking good.

21.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re probably right. At least it will make a cool potential backdrop for cosplay shoots.

20.01.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A magazine cover of The Simpsons, surrounded by celebrities done in the same art style. The headline reads โ€œThe Real Greatest Generation: How Gen X changed the culture forever.โ€

A magazine cover of The Simpsons, surrounded by celebrities done in the same art style. The headline reads โ€œThe Real Greatest Generation: How Gen X changed the culture forever.โ€

Not sure I agree with the sentiment, but the cover is pretty damn cool. Love to see Silverman get credit as the artist.

18.01.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some people wait their entire lives to be called handsome and all you had to do was buy a pair of glasses.

18.01.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Master Splinter when Ralph turned 13.

16.01.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Throwback Thursday: Murder on the Cunux Express 1980's "Terror Train" is a weird, messy, delightful jewel of the early slashers.

Free booze, mood lighting, deranged killers, and David Copperfield are just a few of the amenities you can expect when you board the Terror Train.
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16.01.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only LotR spinoff Iโ€™m interested in is a slice-of-life story set in the Shire where where they solve a low-stakes mystery or go camping in the woods or something.

15.01.2026 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you broke down at work and started sobbing thinking about how 70% of all silent films have been lost forever?

15.01.2026 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No other genre of film suffers more from a lack of a theatrical experience than comedy. Even horror movies can be enjoyed solo. With comedy, however, it always feels like something is missing when youโ€™re not laughing with other people.

15.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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