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Me when I walk into the seafood restaurant.

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They should let Dorinda get drunk at least once before the roundtable. She would tear those people up.

Why he won’t release the files…

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

ICE slipping on ice

🙂

Very much this lol

The way I paused it, read it 2 times and in still confused

Thank you Shokai!

AOC: Zohran Mamdani will be the first Muslim mayor of our great city. He will be our first immigrant mayor in over a century. He will be the youngest mayor of New York City in generations. Most importantly, Zohran will be a mayor for all of us .

Just a pale man standing in front of a mirror wearing only a towel. Ignore his dirty sink please.

If I get drunk enough tonight, ill post the bad nudes I took before my shower.

Seriously though! Actually makes me want this precious plush so bad 🥹

The RAM situation is getting to a point where it’s now affecting gaming companies but mfs think PC won’t be affected?!

Love a good pair of briefs

He's perfect 🥹

How im turning up to the BlueSky Christmas party.

After raiding shopping plazas in Cicero and Bedford Park this morning, a caravan of Border Patrol agents swung north toward Edgewater.

Several Chicago police vehicles can be seen here intervening to protect their exit from DSLSD onto city streets and escort the caravan.

Well yes! 😆

Charli xcx has discounted her merch ahead of Black Friday.

A portion of the proceeds will go towards the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund.

Following the release of the Epstein Files:

How will we hold accountable those that are in powerful positions and were either complicit or participated in the crime?

Can't believe i got the gold Klefk! Love that ill never use it

If you see this, post an anime you love.

If you haven't seen Link Click, stop what you're doing and go watch it 🥹

i love you julia but you'll never be her

i just pulled out a white nose hair

Thank you 🥹

Love a good pair of briefs

Federal agents tear gassing the Lake View neighborhood.

why are we wasting energy complaining about the white house being “destroyed”? like… who cares? seems like a very dumb distraction y’all are falling for.

Threads post from julieceye At my local Home Depot today in Evanston, IL. They abducted 5 people in my immediate area.

For folks asking if they've made it *inside* a Home Depot yet as the business has clearly just continued letting agents do whatever they want in their lots, the answer is yes. This is from yesterday in Evanston.