Joe Thee Stallion 🐎

thank you for perfectly capturing my pain in a single post

sometimes the volleyball court is the only thing that can make me happy

the thought of getting back together makes me want to die alone

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it’s a sunday, why am I still out rn?

purrr

gorgeous bag honestly, like I get it

that’s not a double standard, it’s just two different standards—now clock that tea

and it looks good!

you’re gonna make it, and you better show us that haircut after

god speed

walking to the apartment as the sun rises… what am I doing 🙃

honestly this is what life is all about: it’s basically 5 am and i’m in times square eating two pepperoni pizza slices in front of an amc theater, and just thankful to be alive

my brain is telling me that I hate my body right now and none of my clothes look good on me at the moment, so I may need to skip out on tonight’s festivities

so I think there’s a fundamental misunderstanding of what gentrification is with these nimbys

i’m sorry but I have to ask what is going on, why am I in soho and birkenstock has a line… a line!?!?!

okay but why can I tell already that pristimon is gonna be that girl!

the joe organa propaganda machine working hard I see

ummm when are you pulling me tho?

it’s kind of a hate crime the way delta forces me to listen to ed sheeran every flight

not you sir was talking to my short kings

do it!!!

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oh for sure—they’ll get the names they need from her on record and then she’ll get the epstein treatment so she can’t bring them down too if she one day decides

climate change, girl, give it a break… please

i’ve been so shocked to find out how short some of you are

me in a cowboy hat and On Tracks tangerine bikini thong

close up shot of me in the the On Tracks tangerine bikini thong

tangerine summer 🍊

the republican party hates public goods and wants to force feed you and your family slop produced by its billionaire allies

well let’s get those numbers up