🍎🥩 IM IN THE MINECRAFT TOOLBAR ⛏

i know jarjar binks. the real guy

Told the man in the MAGA hat that I had to go to a Falconry class so he would feel bad my life was more interesting than his

PUT. ME. DOWN

CONGRATULATIONS DARLING MMMMUAH

im actually gonna try to work on this shit later. as soon as i find out how to give snakes legs

IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
#sona

IM THE ONLY ONE TO TURN TO IF YOUR CASTLES TURN TO SAND

DAMN YOU PAST CONNIE, SHOVING ME PRESENT CONNIE THE JOB OF FINDING A WAY TO GIVE SNAKES LEGS AGAIN

if i was a big worm

oh noooo sexy new yorker in gremlins 2

i have this tinfoil hat to prevent aliens from reading my mind
as well as this tinfoil plug to prevent them from probing my butt

CONGRATS GIRL

Lipstick has to be like going up through my gums and into my brain because all these desires to paint faces don't come until I put it on

becoming a licensed poker dealer

HOT TV. HOT TV. HOT TV

i thought the response to hearing a girl kissed another girl was to also kiss the girl

straight girl roommate is wild, i told her i kissed a girl i talked to for like 10 minutes at an art instillation and she jumped up and down and clapped her hands whilst making a high pitched squeal

LEMMIE AT EM

BEAUTY EQUALS PAIN

the video art project thats been eating up all my time for the past two weeks!
my voiceover is stilted and the quality is kind of fucked so you can see the projection itself in the thread!

THE DRUID ITS HIM

a hot tgirl is required in the cast

this show is actually pretty good. i want a spinoff where they design Seedworlds.
maybe ill make that with all the shitty parody byproducts that come with it

HOW BAD

ill fuck the pink wallace and gromit fit himbo too

computer. search 'porn of the purple tgirl from Heavens Design Team'

i did a pfp for @freakyfaecalluna.bsky.social by the way.

MNILF (mother nature i'd like to fuck)