Comfy Oaf

I was kind of mad, lmao. I was fully prepared to swipe them.

Noooo!!

Right??

Relatable

Some dude left his undies in the shower stall at the gym, which normally would be very fun, but they smelled like said dude is slowly dying of a horrifying necrotic disease, so I left them where they lay...🤢

She also used the murder of Breonna Taylor to promote her book. She's vile.

Yesssss!

Oops, my work playlist shuffled to "Toxic," so I'm legally obligated to get absolutely nothing done until I'm done lip-syncing.

convenient that a postman was handy to act as an airbag!

Sigh

It's really sad that even the mom didn't consider that her son could actually learn the material and get better at math and get a good grade

Yes! Either way it plays out, it's a great moment!

Right? Like, even if there's nothing romantic between them, it was so refreshing to see empathy and intimacy between two guy friends in a moment like that. So good.

Getting a boner?

*dreamy sigh*

That sounds like a good errand!

Same! I feel so out of touch!

Jealous

I'm considering this, too.

This is true!

I CAN'T WAIT

Nicely done!

Yowza!

I mean, all that matters is that YOU are aware that you're handsome. Whether you share that fact with us is your choice.

I LOVE THOSE SO MUCH!

One of my many Gay Sins is that I will absolutely never sacrifice comfort for fashion ever, so I only ever look good when it's hot outside, otherwise, I'm a lumpy mass of sweaters and coats.

You look outstanding! I hope Past You sees that beautiful gut in the mirror and goes "Fuck Yes! I did it!"

I miss Livejournal so much

ow

That sounds like an extremely real place that actually exists in real life...