Comfy Bator

Ah yes, it’s that time of year where it’s cold and so dry that each morning in the shower, I stand motionless with my face under the water as my mucus membranes frantically absorb the moisture like a sun-parched desert cactus in the middle of a brief rain.

I think they’ll fit!

That’s very definitely a them problem. It sucks, though. I get that

Well that’s okay! It’s not a big deal, in the long run

Boo for injury! Yay for tummy!

That IS weird! You’re gorgeous!

More time for bating, I guess!

Your brain must have accidentally hit the wrong button at some point.

Jesus Christ, warn us before posting pics that adorable! I could have been operating heavy machinery or something.

Your posts are always a bright point in my day! *hugs*

That sucks! Capitalism is really sucking the life out of so many industries right now.

Belches AND digestive gurgling??? You spoil us!

A picture of my legs. I am in my briefs and standing in a vaguely Sasquatch-esque pose because I don’t know what to do with my hands.

Also this is purely a vanity bonus picture, but it’s WILD to me that I have definition in my legs. That has literally never happened before. I was a twig, even when I had a big gut! My legs have always just been little sticks…

A picture of me in my briefs with a full belly. I’m crouching a bit because I couldn’t find something the right height to put the phone on. Don’t judge me.

Had a big breakfast post gym, so that means here’s some belly for you for Tummy Tuesday!

I hope that’s a good look!

A picture of me sitting on the couch with my pants off and shirt pulled up. I’m wearing grey briefs.

I’m good at following orders!

It’s a very useful skill! 👀

Yessssss!

♥️

Yay! Best day!

It’s the endocrine equivalent of a new manager taking over a workplace and everyone’s stressed and frustrated at the changes they’re making, until they realize that things ARE actually running smoother and more efficiently.

Oh shit, I’m so sorry! ♥️

Me, with my hand down my pants: You know, I’m a bit of a health nut. Emphasis on the NUT! 💦

Good covalent bonds!

Felt great!

A picture of my briefs with a visible wet spot.

Did this morning after the gym!

Very good plans!

Hot!

YESSSS!