Devilpants

sometimes I wonder why big tech doesn't make things anymore but then I remember how goddamn dumb these motherfuckers really are

my birthstone is a kidney stone

yeah no electricity is basically magic, I can't blame you for thinking it's spooky, even electricians think it's sorcery

This label is painfully, offensively dumb. It's capriciously applied, extremely easy to weaponize against anyone, absolutely unnecessary, and needs to be removed ASAP. Until it is, do yourself a favor and turn it off.

Billionaires evaded over $168 billion in taxes while undocumented immigrants paid over $100 billion in taxes while receiving no benefits.
I know who should be deported.

A picture of Love and HipHop star Joseline Hernandez saying "Ho, why is you here?"

LRP; Heavily on that middle part:

"If you follow an artist and you hate seeing their work repeatedly pop up on your timeline, you are not a supporter; you're a consumer."

Again, imma use this meme...because mfs like whom OP is responding to need to be asked this with one's whole chest:

extremely funny that dorsey is too much of a sensitive little bitch baby to handle even moderately warm bantz

My favourite part of this is how much that dumb fucker hated the nuclear block, bluesky's best safety tool that protects victims from their abusers and harassers. He loves telling on himself.

definitely need to see thumbnails on links with the faces of the very ghouls I'm trying to avoid seeing because they just spike my blood pressure!!!!! real great situation

this is true though, Himmel would want you to treat yourself well, you work hard and deserve treats

I like to think part of it is also reclamation / co-opting, as queer people we get unpersoned and called subhuman or demonic by authority figures, so some of us just kinda rolled with it. yeah sure I'm a demon, alright, aren't my horns sexy

I've been saying for years that if I put any of the real crimes billionaires have committed into a novel, I'd be accused of turning my ideological enemies into unrealistic strawmen

it has at least given me a potent weapon against transphobes in responding to anything they say with "your entire ideology was an astroturfed psyop by pedophile billionaires, you fell for it"

"the entire body of anti-trans propaganda was workshopped in emails with the billionaire pedophile guy to facilitate twin campaigns of elimination and sex slavery" being both a.) true and b.) a thing no major news org seems interested in reporting is making me feel like I'm losing my fucking mind

*pinches nose*

Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability!

It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human!

It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”

Even back when Tiny Toons was first airing, I could tell the difference in quality between animation studios, and though I couldn't quite articulate why I didn't like the badly-animated episodes, I still knew I didn't like them. Kids are smarter than everyone thinks!

I hate what this AI shit has done so fucking much, I hate everyone involved, I want this bubble to pop already, this shit is RIDICULOUS

D, F, or H. Old people candy. 🤢

just had my very first hate-DM and it was about my "this user does not wish to see or be seen by straight people" bro was trying to tell me that it's just as disgusting from me as it is from bigots lmao

so sensitive, bro couldn't take a joke (I'm not actually joking, if you're straight, fuck off)

I've always figured the real message of Evangelion was "go outside and make friends" which is pretty straightforward

median voter behaviour

Sometimes I start thinking that everyone is a thoughtful, self aware person and then I’m made to spend an hour in the company of the racist misogynist who forces me to look at AI memes and movie trailers on his phone and I think, ah yes. I forgot about you. It was nice

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

Nazi Car 1.0: all things considered, this is a kinda great and really affordable little compact car

Nazi Car 2.0: there isn't a single good idea involved in the design of this leaky, rattling offspring of a mid-90s house flip fridge and a malevolent dumpster and also it costs 3 yrs of median income

The South shouldn't have been allowed to name a single god damned thing after their slaver leaders.

Update: I'm told by people more familiar with high-end raiding in FF14 that a blue parse is actually pretty good, and that green or grey would be more likely to get you kicked out.

The US right now is what happens when you let the losers write the history books. Their punishment should have been a thousand times more harsh than it was. The Confederacy and its supporters got away with a slap on the wrist when their bodies should have been rotting in mass graves.

daddy needs you to optimize your dps, kitten, your parse is blue and daddy can't help you if you get kicked from the static

it's Ryu

from unemployed