Geoff Eaton

TBD.

Watched Weapons movie and the most unbelievable part of the whole thing is that a 3rd grader knows how to use a manual can opener.

My wife and I have this unspoken feud where I keep buying shirts she has to iron and she keeps buying dishes that require hand washing.

Oklahoma instantly jumps up to 46th worst in education.

The worst part about watching a show based in Tulsa with my wife is that she is from Tulsa.

Would you like to know more than any human should know about a person on tv? Take my wife. Please.

Matt Damon must be having a field day.

Same

Same, except its chicken pot pie. I need a cold front to make my dreams come true.

Can you imagine having a strong opinion about a restaurant logo?

Robert Downey Jr was great as Mr Terrific in Superman.

Some real white people energy.

Brew pubs are for children(apparently).

She’s cussed at me no less than 5 times while ensuring we live in a Christian home.

Galactus is no Vigo the Carpathian.

I would 100% watch a series about the Native-American vampire hunters from SINNERS.

I go with the words of our lord and savior Sturgill Simpson and say “sorry if sometimes i get a little crazy, but goddamn sometimes crazy is how i feel”

People love to comment on shit they know nothing about.

Please don’t tell anyone how I live.

I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue.

Wife and I watching a movie last night and our 12 year old comes in and says "ok guys, the Switch 2 comes out tomorrow. Walmart opens at 6am. It's on aisle K3. (long pause, puppy eyes)"

Wife "ok. wake me up at 5:45"

In Oklahoma we call this "Tuesday"

It’ll be ok sport.

Saw him at ACL last year. Was impressed!

If I wasn’t a completionist i would have stopped watching The Gorge at the chess/drums scene.

My oldest is home from college which means i have to hide my cheese in the fruit drawer.

Is 9:20PM too late to mow? My neighbor says no.

my mom calls it ChetGPT

Probably when they realized they could sell those seats for a shit load of money.

WWBWWD