@timmmyc

My kid’s 3rd grade class is just 22 little boys named Wyatt

Shutting down the mRNA program and needlessly scrapping two carbon monitoring satellites is just death cult shit

Pretty telling that MAGA Republicans, a group that claims to be animated in large part by a desire to root out child molesters, is most reluctant to see some actual evidence here

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

They shouldn’t give an inch on this, grind this entire corrupt government to a halt. Confirm no one. The administration causes nothing but harm

Exactly. Some version of “the way to stop discriminating by race is to stop discriminating by race”

Oh no, not a pall on anticommunism, the benevolent force that brought us the red scare, the Vietnam war, and crushed any hope of a robust social welfare state in America

Yeah, this shit writes itself. Some willfully ignorant platitude from Roberts re the importance of a colorblind society

You’re having dinner at a court-ordered victim impact panel?

Right, he wants to see people like himself enriched off of public service

Hell yeah let’s repeat that lose-the-popular-vote-to-the-least-popular-politician-in-modern-times vibe

If they’re such losers, how’d they get that job making digital shorts on SNL?

It’s all part of an extremely elaborate, well-choreographed humiliation ritual for him. A lot of moving pieces in this dark erotic ballet

State superintendent suggests Oklahoma governor may be responsible for nude women allegations • Oklahoma Voice State Superintendent Ryan Walters on Tuesday suggested Oklahoma’s governor was behind allegations that pictures of nude women were seen on his office television.

Walters pictured here after emerging from “epic jack sesh” in taxpayer funded goon cave
oklahomavoice.com/2025/07/29/s...

I realized this the first week seeing the law school parking lot full of cars that cost more than my parents made annually

Same. My enemies are always breaking into my office to stream big bush porn on the TV in there for Reasons

It’s probably because the people who use them are stupid losers

He finally found the porn in our schools he’s been searching for

Seriously. And it looks like nothing for at least a week

If one were setting out to make this a dumber, less healthy, less competitive and innovative country, I honestly don’t know what you would be doing differently

I’m so fucking tired of this guy and his bullshit emails

Ham sandwich looking at this like WTF?!?

This is fun and all but I’m certain that as soon as the evidence finally comes out the champions of morality and tradition values—who have been on a crusade for years to root out a cabal of leftist pedophiles—will find a way to excuse away child rape

First good thing to come from the fact the president is a documented child rapist

Good. That places produces nothing but dogshit anyway

Karl Urban’s agent: I have a new project for you
Karl Urban: Is it total schlock? You know I appear in mindless dreck, real brain dead garbage

Usually when you hear about a chain necklace guy dying it’s in a stampede of pussy

Zero legitimate grounds to seal these records

This argument presupposes we have no moral agency which just isn’t true. None of us were drafted into the advocacy army and can refuse to take on a client for any reason

Wild that there’s two illegitimate reasons why she could’ve been fired