@timmmyc

These people are all such absolute lunatics. None of them should be anywhere near actual power

Who’s billing in anything other than increments of ten? That’s the real sicko shit

Spotify: …and on May 17th, you were riding high on a wave of poptimism that crested multiple plays of Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, and Sabrina Carpenter…
Apple Music: This year you, I don’t know, probably listened to the Beatles? Who gives a shit. We’re all going to die someday

The biggest losers here are the fourth place swimmer girl and the gun girl who shit her pants who will have to make room for another mediocre loser on the I Deserve Special Treatment college tour

Congratulations to this ignorant, self-entitled, mean-spirited dolt on her lucrative new job in the rightwing crybaby sphere

Would watch a 3-season Better Call Saul-type series on his fall from idealistic lawyer where Megan Mullaly plays his wife

Says woman who’s spent her career doing her best to make the work part of the equation a hellish indentured servitude

I know he’s completely brain dead but who does he think people will go buy a plan from if not insurance companies

This story is emblematic of everything that’s wrong with this country: plutocracy, elite tax-dodging, worker and environmental abuses, and old man on scooter

I mainly defend corporations in my practice but I do a really bad job as a form of resistance

This should be a cautionary for anyone hiring a lawyer based on how much they want to fuck them or on how much that lawyer looks like the daughter they also want to fuck

Love it when someone dusts off that old chestnut

Gonna skip frying a turkey and just burn down part of the garage

These pieces of shit are so worried about fraud because they’re doing it and just assume their enemies are too

Killer matchups here. Totally missed the Eva Mendes connection in the last two

I just try to look concerned in response to whatever seemingly random fraction they throw out

Doing God’s work, honestly

Someone: Do y’all have Twilight?

Billy Mays would never

I guess I’m a mailman now

The biggest tragedy here is they still have to press 1 for English when calling the bank that’s foreclosing on them

I love this record more and more every time I put it on. When the piano comes in on You and Whose Army gives me chills every time

Can’t blame other countries for doing this. Who wants to deal with a partner that can go bonkers ever 4 years if 200,000 farmers in Wisconsin vote GOP because they’re tired of seeing people of color in insurance commercials

How dare they deprive us of this modern day salon for people with MMA-induced brain injuries, this Algonquin Round Table for people with room temperature IQs???

I guess in general terms, idealistic reformer who sells out?

Really don’t want to fuck with someone who’s unclear on the exact number of large livestock dogs on their property

IDK, pretty sure I can pull it off

Learning important things about literature over on TikTok

Nothing like a bunch of Canadians lamenting the downfall of the confederacy