goat with a cowboy hat (robbi)

if he hits the beyhive next i dont think he will last thru the winter

tried to ask a dude what fortnite skin he used and sent "fort skin?" before i could read it in my head and realize how fucking unfortunate that sounds

everyone: fuck elon musk
grimes, confused: if you insist :/

i will be transgender till the day i die.

everytime i go in public i try to spread us much transgenderism and pronouns as possible

every days news cycle is just going to be this onion headline for the next 4 years

deodorant and socks

you can tell by the features they pay attention to

these parts of my hand itch but the skin is too thick for my nails so i've been gnawing my hands like i'm in a saw trap and they key to save me is in my palm

yes 😭

one of my favorite tattoos i have

nothing turns me on more than an app with a chronological feed

I’m sad and I want to talk to my brother but he’s asleep 😕

yeah no i don't care about tiktok anymore its not the same.....that being said when is it back on the app store

god i just got a burger from sonic and it was the worst one i've ever gotten. a tablespoon of oil poured out when i unwrapped it and the meat was pink. there was about 7 pieces of shredded lettuce and three pieces of bread.

ah yes mexico my favorite european country

A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown

GRILLED THREESE

if the tiktok ceo could take a break from slurping up trumps seed and glazing him like a thanksgiving ham that would be awesome

i like to get high and post way too many of my thoughts. why is the universe expanding

i don't think i want to be here anymore. what european country has the best mexican food

"i need to follow less americans," says european who willingly followed 394 american accounts. more to come on this tomorrow.

wait if i say sugar daddy will i get bots? sugar baby? spoil me? i'm saying all the tempting words!!

to me and the other five tiktok refugees who uninstalled the app and are now locked out...i'm holding space for you. we will survive this. can i have five dollars

i've come to realize i'm much funnier in video format. horrible news.

fr why is my discover so lame i want funny ppl

whatever this means

went on the #followforfollow hashtag for new moots and got an eyeful of cock. this is what i get for my own hubris

i just saw a commercial saying i could save hundreds on car insurance. well guess what? i can't. you know why? because i don't own a motor vehicle. i've tried to buy car insurance and every time i've been turned away because i don't have a car. and when i see a commercial like that, it stings. a lot