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Fred Smith

@coyotefred.bsky.social

Was "Coyotegoth" on Twitter; got scooped on that name here. Yes, "Fred Smith" is my real name. he/him/biped Yeeting racists into the sun since 1968.

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By the way, I hope you have a happy Thanksgiving.

26.11.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I said, I'm damn well going to wait here until full carcinization!"

25.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I said, I'm damn well going to wait here until full carcinization!"

25.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dictators facing prison for their misdeeds? Cut me off a slice of that <3

25.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...following which, Mister Kennedy was dragged from the chamber, bellowing, 'We cannot allow a mineshaft gap!'"

20.11.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The cover of an issue of TV Guide featuring the famous β€œGolden Girls”

The cover of an issue of TV Guide featuring the famous β€œGolden Girls”

If anyone is curious what 1988 looked and felt like, head down to your local CVS and pick up a print copy of TV Guide, which has not changed whatsoever since that year. It is genuinely Pompeii-esque.

20.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
They Might Be Giants - Jackie The Clipper (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen They Might Be Giants - Jackie The Clipper (Official Video)

Curious about a short, dystopian album never to be on streaming sites? Get THE ESCAPE TEAM right now for FREE at www.TMBGshop.com. This album is our gift to you. Please share this and help us spread the word!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54C...

20.11.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

I'm just glad he's out of that can

20.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just thank the Lord you don't have huskies

20.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There can only be one reason Donald Trump & Stephen Miller are going ballistic over people in the military being reminded that they can refuse to obey illegal ordersβ€”illegal orders were *always* the plan.

20.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1390    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 24

Back atcha, TBQ <3

20.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a week, it'll be Thanksgiving, and the fifth anniversary of my nervous breakdown and hospitalization. While the experience was obviously draining in the extreme, it was probably for the best, all in all. Five years on, I'm still here, and so are you, and I am thankful for both of those things.

20.11.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A digitally drawn recreation of a chalkboard gag from The Simpsons opening credits. Bart is being held after school and forced to repeatedly write β€˜Maybe it will happen today’ on the chalkboard.

A digitally drawn recreation of a chalkboard gag from The Simpsons opening credits. Bart is being held after school and forced to repeatedly write β€˜Maybe it will happen today’ on the chalkboard.

13.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

He *is* a menstrual cramp.

12.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

12.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1959    πŸ” 678    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 25

He's jealous about that Harry Lime monologue

12.11.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TRAGICALLY HIP - THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD
YouTube video by DAVE MARTIN TRAGICALLY HIP - THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD

Here's the Tragically Hip covering Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

Or, in other words, a Canadian band with 2 Gords covering a Canadian song by another Gord.

youtu.be/mp9kZmcdBjc?...

10.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they out of touch or are they collaborators

idc, get them OUT

10.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet on the microblogging website Twitter from Elon Musk reading "Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human."

A tweet on the microblogging website Twitter from Elon Musk reading "Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human."

New Elon Musk/Daryl Hall Venn diagram just dropped.

10.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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No chorus? No problem: The improbable story behind Gordon Lightfoot’s beloved hit β€˜The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ The song, recorded 50 years ago, commemorates the sinking of the biggest ship on the Great Lakes.

Today in the @thestar.com, I wrote about the 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and the story behind β€œThe Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”—and how what you hear on the Gordon Lightfoot classic is actually the 1st time his band ever played the song www.thestar.com/entertainmen...

08.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

The retroactive raves for Heaven's Gate are flopaganda

06.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Random thing I learned today: Mamdani is the son of film director Mira Nair.

05.11.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S NOT AN "IMMIGRATION CRACKDOWN" IF THEY ARE HARMING AND KIDNAPPING AND TERRORIZING PEOPLE REGARDLESS OF THEIR IMMIGRATION STATUS.

IT'S RACISM AND INTIMIDATION.

05.11.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 349    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I wonder if halting the de minimus exemption for USPS was a deliberate move not just isolate us from global trade, but to make it harder for artists and writers, in particular, to make an Independent living with their work.

The artist is the first and truest enemy of the fascist, after all.

04.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you, a newsroom political analyst, are writing today that Cuomo's impending loss is a referendum on his bad reputation and that Mamdani is a Trump-like figure who seduces voters with his lack of experience, I hope your laptop snaps shut on your fingers

04.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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So now he's admitting that he's holding our SNAP benefits hostage; my fellow SNAP users, PLEASE remember this come the next presidential election.

04.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HA HA HA HA I am never going to the USA again in this lifetime HA HA HA HA HA.

04.11.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 5
An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.

An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.

Good morning.
I don't know who did this, but I love you.

03.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4211    πŸ” 873    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 34

We’re living in an SNL skit.

04.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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