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Casual Friday w/ David Dayen, Francesca Fiorentini | MR Live YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

It's Friday October 10th, 2025 and time for another casual Friday on

T H E M A J O R I T Y R E P O R T
w/Sam Seder

YouTube video by Internet Today RFK Thinks Autism is Stored in the... What?! Trump's Israel Peace Deal Legit? - News Dump

On the road of life you're gonna hit a new bump, & when that shit goes down, maybe watch a News dump.

🚨Spoilers🚨

Shocker, Trump didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, it was given to: Maria Corina Machado of Venezuala.

Venezuala? Trump murdered literally boatloads of people from there recently right?

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Satire is hard to do well these days.

This is darkly hilarious.

GOP Lies About Shutdown Military Pay w/ Evan Simko-Bednarski, Josh Orton | MR Live YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

It's hard keeping my time passage strait for my insane brain. Arguing internally over the day of the week is no help. It's Thursday but no Emmajority Report today. Sure Emma clearly stated this was gonna be the case yet my brain still goes "Nah!" like little Bartholomew Bear refusing to go potty.

The subtitle, or sub question, wait what is it called?

Nevermind.

Q: Can a pilot refuse to fly a plane?

A: I freaking hope so.

I can easily see this administration changing that though. While not discussed in the article, I think it's the kind of change we'll start seeing more of under fascism.

Release the files....

Farewell fair & faithful fangs.

“What’s Going On With Marjorie?”: Trump Stunned by MTG’s Flip Marjorie Taylor Greene is going rogue—and Donald Trump has no clue why.

Watch out for fascisti who seem to be moving away from Trump. Don't give them any air. They are just navigating to survive Trump's upcoming downfall.

Some, like MTG seem to have an actual strategy for the future. Is that Steve Bannon I smell?

Ewwww! Great, another unwanted thought in my head.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

Swalwell: Republicans planning 'jail break' revolt over Epstein files — The Hill Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif.) predicted Wednesday that dozens of Republicans may ultimately support legislation requiring the Department of Justice to release files related to convicted sex offender J...

Why are we in recess? Because the day we go back into session, I have 218 votes for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the Epstein files,” Massie (R-KY) said.

KEEP THE PRESSURE On, The Epstein Files MUST Be Released And The Republicans Can’t Stop It. No More Protection For Pedo’s!

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein

A portion of a distorted flag of the USA as a background with text over top that is white with black outlines, in two lines filling the image. The first line is "Fascist United Christian Kleptocracy" And the second line is "F U C K".

I advocate for the overthrow of the government of the United States of America.

I believe the USA is literally the bad guy.

I believe It's a Fascist Regime & resisting it, even to the point of violence to the fascists, is our moral obligation.

I believe I'll see some of you at/in camp eventually.

Freedom Flotilla Continues Gaza Aid Mission w/ Henri Sulku | MR Live YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder

It is Wednesday, October 8th, 2025 and time again for a Hump Day on the bestist of leftist, five time award winning:

T H E M A J O R I T Y R E P O R T
w/o Sam Seder

Emma welcomes Henri Sulku, of Turning Point Magazine, currently sailing to Gaza as a part of the Freedom Flotilla Coalition.

YouTube video by jane's addiction The Beatles- Octopus's Garden animation

Oh, no. That's about a *cow* under the sea.

This is the Octopus one.

YouTube video by ParticleMen They Might Be Giants - Cowtown (Official Audio)

Beautiful stuff cousin.

I can imagine that mermaid and octopus swimming together in a pseudo-animation in my mind that's cool. :-)

And strangely I can imagine that wall underwater providing shade for the Octopus's garden.

Isn't there a song about going under the sea to where such a friend lives?

If you do, cousin, please post it so we can see it.

Thanks for the info cousin.

FYI I was responding purely to "ICE AGENTS ARE CRIMINAL TERRORISTS" which is 100% true.

A creepy freak
this Johnson jerk
with a tiny dong

And rumor's shreik
he likes to suck a
very manly bong

It's been a week
or seven days
either way too long

she cannot speak
until she's sworn
demand it as a throng

Swear in Rep. Adelita Grijalva

Take the required vote.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

To the tune of Macho Man:

Epstein, Epstein files
We wanna see
the Epstein files

Oh come on

Epstein, Epstein files
We know he's in
the Epstein files

It's true now

Epstein, Epstein files
We know he played with Epstein

Imagine looping over Trump doing double jack-off dance.

-

Hey remember this?

donald trump is making a funny face while holding a microphone . Alt: Donald Trump looking stupid, which I understand is redundant.

Cousins.

The President of the United States of America!

The President of the United States of America, for the second time!

Is a total:

cowardly, craven, creepy, criminal, clod
smelling, some say, similar sewage
noticeably nearby numerous nazi, nuts
personally predicting, probably purebred pedo

And now to the tune of arguably (by me to me) the best bass line in history:

Donald Trump is a coward
Donald Trump is a little baby

Donald Trump is a Pedo
Also an incestuous creep.

We want to beat him up,
A seven nation army couldn't hold us back
He is inhuman scum,
With a tiny penis and no sack.

The therapist has free speech for conversion but not the person she’s trying to un-gay?
These entitled judgey Christians are evil. Mind your own business.

YouTube video by RickJamesVEVO Rick James - Super Freak (Official Music Video)

But of course, we are all born of mutants. Every one of us has so many mutant ancestors it is hard to grasp.

You can very reasonably say that not only are we all freaks, we're much more, based on scientific facts, I feel it fair to say we're:

Super Freaks

Super Freaks

We're super freaky

Yaoow.

20k-50k yrs ago my ancestor was born as a freakish mutant, with skin so bad at melanin production they were super pale. Another mutant ancestor was able to digest lactose, & a third had blue eyes.

At least one person had sex with each mutant & had babies, that had babies, etc.

I'm a triple-freak.

YouTube video by The Humanist Report WATCH: ICE Gestapo DRIVEN AWAY by Community During Attempted Kidnapping

Hell yeah!

I only watched a bit so far but had to recommend it before even getting past the cold open.

Cousin Mike is great.

7 Data Points on Military Housing Conditions | Gordian The Department of Defense (DOD) has recognized military housing conditions as an area of need across its branches. Read this blog post for a high-level look at the problem and potential solutions.

Honestly I say they are not. They are just another example of our evil system not giving a shit about people. We've always treated our military like shit.

By the way, since the 90's I think a third of the housing has been privatized, & the quality has unsurprisingly gone down, as the costs go up.

a picture of white blood cells attacking a parasite is shown Alt: a picture of white blood cells attacking a parasite is shown with a label at the top saying "white blood cells attacking a parasite" In a world being slowly killed by Parasitic Capitalism, be a white blood cell.

Hi cousins!

"Parasitic Capitalism"

A way of using the term "Capitalism", allowing for other things called "Capitalism" not matching the reality of what we have today, i.e. accepting the theoretical possibility of a non-parasitic capitalism while designating that what we have today *is* parasitic.

Thanks for the public service of giving people information on how they can navigate our clearly problematic system which is designed, or crudely & organically evolved, to fuck over people & benefit oligarchs. Maybe once again we are treating symptoms rather than the disease of Parasitic Capitalism.

Do we still have on-base housing in the US military?

OK, so about 60% of military families live in military housing.

So if we were in a war and our actual military bases, an undeniably valid military target, were bombed, and those families were killed, would everyone say, they were human shields?

Protection of pedophiles is the New American Way. As long as they are "good" pedophiles, or maybe a little 'ungood', sure you know, like this guy, or maybe plusungood, like Epstein, but certainly not doubleplusungood like [slurs]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhh!

I must be fully insane again.

Not real

not