Brian

That darn spider keeps setting up her web across my front porch. This morning she was really clever. I looked out at 5...no web. But by 6 she had created her trap.

I'm doomed to be spider food

Doesn't he have something more important to do. Wait, no he doesn't, the destruction of America is being done by his team

one of the shortest books ever written:
How to negotiate with your cat.

We are in full Don Quixote mode...

Who put my apartment up here?

Well, uh, you see, uh I didn't know um the bed... I'm fired Right?

Nope

Crying all the way to the bank however

Very touching

Personally I am not getting older just less flexible and more prone to take naps.

I have never thrown a book in the trash instead of giving it away. But the book I did throw out doesn't belong in circulation.

Got cut off by a driver with a bumper sticker that said 'Keep your eyes on Jesus'... maybe look at the road too

I'm a nice guy. Qatar can I have a plane too?

Great start

It would be great if he'd just shut up

Anyone else hope the first American Pope first words would be "Greetings Y'all"? maybe it's just me.

Saw a dude climbing this wearing a helmet. No helmet is gonna save ya bro

Is he for hire?

So printing the costs of tariffs on Amazon is considered "hostile" by 47's talking wannabe Barbie...who thought truth could be "hostile"?

Me and the octave mandolin at McGrath's OBX

Awesome

A closeup photo of a baby alpaca standing in grass, wearing a purple harness

Adulting is hard... here's a baby alpaca 🖤

A clam on a wooden railing with a stormy grey sea in the background

There it is. The clam before the storm.

Wow...

Beautiful

A surprise puppy?

Well, people who have served are "suckers and losers" per 47...

Fire the 80K employee and pocket 6,000,000....that's transparent....

That will make him a martyr to his fans...NOT the solution