Gemmy

I’m sorry, friend. 🫂

Honestly, the state of one of my favourite games at the moment is pretty dismal and it’s depressing me.

Thankfully I have Resident Evil and Crimson Desert in the next month to enjoy. And the backlog. 🤫

Bluepoint spent years mastering the art of respectful, meticulous remakes.

Sony looked at that and decided chasing live-service trends was smarter.

Now one of the most reliable studios in the industry is closing.

All-time talent…sacrificed for a strategy that isn’t even working.

Incredible.

Nothing will make me smile more than hearing David singing in the shower. ❤️

I enjoyed the State of Play yesterday, but I had zero energy to engage. Might have to watch it again later to get pumped up. 🤣

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It needs to be some good shit hype! 🤣

State of Play ready but I’m genuinely falling asleep sitting up. Been looking forward to it all day too.

I’m not going to make it. 🥲

Pics of the boxes with your cats or it didn’t happen 🤣

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Hope the import rate is high 😘🤣

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Well, at least it’s not Yorkshire Gold…

So long overdue! ❤️

Bloodborne please. 🙏

He said that’s what I get for sending a man. 🥲

He knows I’d have done £40 in there. 🤣

Dave went to Lidl to get the pork shoulder steaks that Iceland refunded me on the delivery this morning because they don’t have stock.

…And he only bought the shoulder steaks. No snackity snacks. No treataroonies. No munchies.

Clearly doesn’t love me.

Happy birthday! 😁

You know what? You’re right.

I heard China is making child molestation punishable by execution and I question why anyone would be mad about that.

Move on when every single person is investigated and imprisoned, right? Right?

We book to go Cape Verde and of course every news website is sensationalising a shigella outbreak… from 2023 and 2024. 🙄

How they get them so early? There’s still more than twenty days for the release. Wtf.

Finished Fallout season two and I don’t know what I’m going to do until season three. 😫

Hoping these remasters drop soon. 😭

Back in the office tomorrow after the last week off. 😭

When you want the farts to start. 🤣

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I wanted to try and solo flawless Ghosts of the Deep. Managed to get past the second boss (which wasn’t as awful as I thought) and I loose connection to the Destiny 2 servers briefly but long enough to void my run.

Thanks Bungo. 👍🏻

Anyway, here are some FBI informant reports from the latest Epstein file release that claim Trump was compromised by Israel, Epstein worked for the Mossad, and that Kushner and his family (Trumps son-in-law) engaged in money laundering and violated election laws.

First encounter: eyes around the cage not existing and boss dropping the totems a mile apart so damage phase is tiny.

Second encounter: boss shooting you off the map if you get a tiny bit of air coming down a step and having a pixel of health left.

Third encounter: so far, just fuck you.

Dave’s still trying to get his solo (non-flawless) run of Warlord’s Ruin done tonight but the game just doesn’t want him to have it.

I was as cool as a cucumber on my run and did it flawless on the first try at reset. I’ve even tried to help him and I’m raging at how unfair the game is being. 🤬

We do not claim these freaks of nature. Rinse the damn soap off! 😵‍💫