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@captainwendon.bsky.social

Hobby Artist .:. Video Game Enthusiast .:. Devourer of Books .:. All Things Horror .:. Not Friendly .:. Make Art, Not Hate .:. (18+ only) He/Him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ #Divinity #BG3 #DragonAge #Blacklight #Ghostface #art #NSFWart #photography

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Redesigns of Bob, Enzo, Dot, Mouse, Megabyte, Hexadecimal, and a couple binomes from the cartoon Reboot

Redesigns of Bob, Enzo, Dot, Mouse, Megabyte, Hexadecimal, and a couple binomes from the cartoon Reboot

I drew some of the little people who live inside my computer
#Reboot

26.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1478    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 13
Cheats (he/him) is positioned over Adra (they/them) in a bed. Adra has his sweater pushed up and has their hands on his chest. In the background is a very overbearing WHIRRRRR indicating loud cooling fan noises from Cheats.

Adra: Cheats...You're... so hot. 
Cheats: Hah... Not as hot as you.

Cheats (he/him) is positioned over Adra (they/them) in a bed. Adra has his sweater pushed up and has their hands on his chest. In the background is a very overbearing WHIRRRRR indicating loud cooling fan noises from Cheats. Adra: Cheats...You're... so hot. Cheats: Hah... Not as hot as you.

A tighter shot. The WHIRRING is getting more overbearing. 

Adra: No, like, REALLY hot. To the touch. Are you okay?

A tighter shot. The WHIRRING is getting more overbearing. Adra: No, like, REALLY hot. To the touch. Are you okay?

Cheats: ......
Caption: -overheating computer noises-

Cheats: ...... Caption: -overheating computer noises-

Cheats is seated on the edge of the bed, his head in his hands, his shirt off so that Adra can access his coolant reservoir. They have a tube and a funnel draining into fresh liquid coolant into it as they pat him gently on the shoulder. 

Caption (pointing at Cheats): Had to stop so Adra could refill his liquid coolant. 
Cheats: GROOAAAAANN.

Cheats is seated on the edge of the bed, his head in his hands, his shirt off so that Adra can access his coolant reservoir. They have a tube and a funnel draining into fresh liquid coolant into it as they pat him gently on the shoulder. Caption (pointing at Cheats): Had to stop so Adra could refill his liquid coolant. Cheats: GROOAAAAANN.

Hot as a 10 year old laptop running games at 4k

15.01.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3739    πŸ” 780    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 3

I want the devs to focus less on sales and more on fixing the game. JFC ur piss poor attitude tells me how terminally online you are. Log off for more than 2hrs little dude. Thanks for reminding me why I hate "fandom" spaces lol yall will pick a fight over nothing burgers just to hear yourself talk.

16.12.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, I don't think they're "out to get me". I do however know they're just out for themselves - money grubbing instead of caring about their game or community. I don't give a shit about Myers.

16.12.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Last chance sale".
Hey dumbass you do realize BHVR knows when they're going to lose and resign a license right? They want your money.
Bootlicker

15.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't been on social media in like...2 months and just, omg, you don't realize just how awful online spaces are until you've been away for a while.
Coming back was a mistaaaaake.

15.12.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They know they'll get the license back when the game flops. Same song and dance as ST chapter, TCM, etc. Their choice or not, they're still using a fear tactic to sell the chapter. But hey, love seeing the focus on the important issues here lmfao. good work. πŸ‘

15.12.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really out here defending a company that doesn't care about the players or their own game and mad over a choice of words instead of the real problem. weird, but hey, you do you.

15.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What would you call it? Any newer player who doesn't have it is going to scramble to buy it now. And anyone who does have it is going to buy license codes in bulk so they can try and up sell it like they did the ST license. Then, yes, when it flops and the license comes back, BHVR just made bank.

15.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh no, I've angered the BHVR bootlickers 🫣
LMFAO πŸ˜‚ Y'all are wild.

15.12.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's ok, just like everything else in DBD they'll fomo people into buying and then just re-release it. BHVR isn't worried because their money grubbing tactics always work. When will ppl learn they don't care about the game or the players, they only care about getting your money.

15.12.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1 of a four-panel minicomic. A hand holds a ferret, while another hand holds a tiny witch hat.

Panel 1 of a four-panel minicomic. A hand holds a ferret, while another hand holds a tiny witch hat.

The witch hat is put on the ferret's head.

The witch hat is put on the ferret's head.

The ferret grabs the hat.

The ferret grabs the hat.

The ferret throws the hat.

The ferret throws the hat.

Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!

31.10.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1332    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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Due to budget cuts, they got a new actor to play Ghostface but honestly, I still think Scream 8 looking pretty good. πŸ€”

#Scream #Ghostface #Halloween #trickortreat

31.10.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omfg this is hilarious! Gives a whole new meaning to asking the question: "is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" I guess it's both in his case lmfao
Fantastic artwork, thank you so much!!

31.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a helmet is asking who me ALT: a man wearing a helmet is asking who me
27.09.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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FINALLY getting into ArtFuck mode! Just a WIP for now so no tags until it's done!

Ever fantasized about getting caught in an alley with a drug dealing Toxtricity and doing a line off their cock before fucking them? πŸ‘€

25.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Batman slapping Robin meme with the caption, an "18+" sign being over Batman's face while Bluesky's logo is over Robin's.

Robin as Bluesky: "No discussing self-harm, suicide, abuse (sexual, drugs, substance, etc.) unless it's educationalβ€”!!!"

Batman as 18+ creators (or non-professionals in general): "Artists are not teachers or therapists. We are not obligated to teach you anything."

Batman slapping Robin meme with the caption, an "18+" sign being over Batman's face while Bluesky's logo is over Robin's. Robin as Bluesky: "No discussing self-harm, suicide, abuse (sexual, drugs, substance, etc.) unless it's educationalβ€”!!!" Batman as 18+ creators (or non-professionals in general): "Artists are not teachers or therapists. We are not obligated to teach you anything."

Apparently a lot of ppl needs to hear this

#bskycensorship

24.09.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 15959    πŸ” 6626    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 77
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Fuck you Bsky, we will not be silenced! Instead of a blackpost - post your PORN!

Have some #dubcon #NSFW #slasherfucking

Platforms cannot be held legally responsible for what their users post so this censorship is just your personal misguided "morality" - get fucked!

21.09.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Things my wife says:

K: "Dick so good I'm flying to a fascist country for it."
Me: .....o.o''
K: "And the fascist country wants to make this particular dick illegal, so, it's even more exciting!"
Me: -soul has left body-

20.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it was fun while the short ride lasted - enjoy watching your site crash and burn like the rest of them that give in to the demands of the fascist regime.

20.09.2025 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, if we also wanted to use this map to secede, I would not be upset....Just saying.

18.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"modern dinosaur", a pigeon with urban stuff around.

"modern dinosaur", a pigeon with urban stuff around.

sorry for the lack of art and all. I'm (still) dealing with depression and appointments but for the good (I hope)
So, I give you a Pigeon.

18.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I think a lot of people draw oversized T-dick because they might be having a similar dysphoria experience where they're also wishing they were bigger. Lord knows I've drawn my OC with a t-dick bigger than mine because I also wish I had more size.

17.09.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is NOTHING wrong with your body. All anatomy is different even among cis-folk! It's all down to genetics! It's important to try and not let fantasy get in your head and make you feel inadequate because it is just that: fantasy!

17.09.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My friend, you are totally valid and not alone. I think just like many cismen sometimes get self conscience of their phallus size, transmen go through the same thing but it's even harder because we've had to transition through the body dysphoria to begin with!

17.09.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An incubus OC fucking a transman by holding him up and insetring their penis in his vagina

An incubus OC fucking a transman by holding him up and insetring their penis in his vagina

Second #ArtFuck attack for @ahogedog.bsky.social and @ghostysucs.bsky.social :D

I hope you guys don't mind that I put ur OCs together, I felt they might enjoy each other's company! :3

#ArtFuckEngagement #AF-Petal

#incubus #OC #transmasc #nonbinary

15.09.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also have these cute keychains & laying anime plush for sale!

All proceeds go towards funds to moving to Germany and help reduce the amount of stuff to pack!!

Thank you! <3

14.09.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not sure if anyone is interested but I'm trying to downsize my #pokemon plush collection in anticipation of moving to Germany and would like to put all funds from said sales toward the move. Comment or DM me if interested in any of the plushes here - prices vary and shipping will be quoted. Thanks!

14.09.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a transmasc anthro deer playing the bass and showing off his t-dick to the viewer.

a transmasc anthro deer playing the bass and showing off his t-dick to the viewer.

Here's my first Artfuck piece for @syrupsss.bsky.social
:D Hope you like it!!

#ArtFuckEngagement #AF-Petal

#furry #anthro #deer #transmasc

14.09.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That Stitch shirt was the best shirt I've ever purchased!! Ever have any plans to re-release it?!

10.09.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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