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It’s Turkey-Lurkey Jaimes

@jaimev2.bsky.social

IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.

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Congratulations! Office celebration at Applebee’s! Or Eagle, whoever has the better drink special.

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Cool!

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Seems Aurora Borealis will be seen everywhere EXCEPT in Principal Skinner’s kitchen.

12.11.2025 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, @roazul.bsky.social I found what you like best!
Also there’s pickleball!

12.11.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My SIL is in reserves and could beat Hegseth’s ass.

12.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ARE.
Good job, Freud.

12.11.2025 13:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Sounds like a gay bar.

12.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was done by Jackie Kennedy Onassis. Then Jackie Kennedy, I hope.
Dumbass can’t even put history together.

12.11.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The third answer was-are you ready for this-COMMUNIST MAGNETS.

12.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are they running grids? And if so, WHY.

12.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Obama surprises veterans arriving on Honor Flight to DC
YouTube video by ABC News Obama surprises veterans arriving on Honor Flight to DC

I'm not crying....just something in my eye. I wish my dad had lived to experience this. youtu.be/n6Lo1xO7jO8?...

11.11.2025 22:44 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Wouldst though like to live comfortably?

11.11.2025 23:19 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

They forgot the punctuation.
No, Nut! November

11.11.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait did he just order the bombing of Iran?

11.11.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How many wars occurred between WWI and II?

11.11.2025 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So I didn’t crash into the coffee table last night.
Had issues with the pillow protectors.
Had a dream a friend joined an ogre tribe or something. Battled some army.

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Almost wanna forgo the new mattress and just get mom and Horace a fancy mattress. They’re sleeping on a mattress that saw Reagan into office.

11.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Got tdap and herpes this past weekend. Already got Covid and flu.
Arm is ok. Right hand not so much but that’s because I ate coffee table.

11.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deciding on a mattress of the guest bedroom.
GEEZ.
But mom and Horace deserve a decent rest.

11.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyone else have a $2000 deductible on their car insurance?

11.11.2025 00:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We should really thank the senators who voted for the leopards to start eating our faces again…

10.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh. No.

10.11.2025 23:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two weeks! Drink!

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Someone is like “nope”

10.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So there’s snow in Georgia.

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“I know you didn’t put an OE bumper on my car.”
Then I can’t talk to you any more.

10.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anyone want some new socks for Christmas?

10.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tradition! TRADITION.

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