John Smaultz

this is absolutely fucking nuts. these people are cartoons

In Bovino's upside down world, there is no difference between an armed gang member preying on others in his community and a guy working 12 hours a day washing cars, flipping burgers, or installing sheetrock to feed his family — and he wants you to hate and fear both men equally.

lmao these people are so embarrassing

tbf who could have possibly known this would happen

Mamdani is going to implement Shania Law. You *must* feel like a woman.

Memphis lost to UAB. Please let them be in the playoff. It would be so glorious.

The public-facing side of American conservative politics more or less amounts to crashing out constantly about a bunch of shit that either you or the weird liars you listen to uncritically have made up. The non-public part, from what we've seen of the chat logs and such, is somehow much worse.

Miss State and Arkansas is the game they would make you watch in The Good Place

well that was a fast vindication

just to get ahead of stuff like this: don't bother coming up with cap/floor numbers that "feel right." If you're going to bother, you have to base it off the revenue split. So what % goes to players and what goes to owners. THEN you have to define what revenue belongs in the pool.

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

“But there’s a twist, we’re gonna make you follow a celebrity and a kicker who is an actual legend. Then, you’re up but with way less fanfare. Sound good?”

Walking around downtown handing out flyers with information about how to join my protection racket

man I love your work but this feels like something you post to generate pissed off replies that you’ll screenshot the worst of, and post on Twitter to complain about it.

the president is actively trying to strip away fundraising ability from The Groups. that’s bad, even if you don’t like them!

Idk how but this man feels PERFECT* for Auburn.

*for entertainment purposes only

the most literal Pack Watch of all time

Fourth homer, he reveals a DUMP HERE 64 shirt. Fifth homer gets a little graphic and Temple of Doomy, but his sacrifice will be remembered.

that it happened to Bill makes this feel spiritual

why is the ump already jawing before he gets to the dugout?

need a discussion on potential variations of this from @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Man I love Josh Heupel but that clock management is the rare coaching move where even if it works you still look like an idiot

i am no expert but don’t these things require massive amounts of training data to be functional??

a baseball player with the number 28 on his shirt ALT: a baseball player with the number 28 on his shirt

I can’t unsee it

i am unsure what to do with my hands right now

BACON (3 strips)

Dang, I kind of miss having a Giant Bearded LH Dude whose job it is to do this.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Idk what a data-based analysis would look like, but isn’t it conventional wisdom that the single biggest difference between AAA and MLB is… pitching?

Like Hercules getting a buzz cut

that’s enough runs for an official ride