Conan the Grammarian

Meet Einsatzgruppenführer Gregory Bovino and his macho silver can of Mace.

An outrageous case of police brutality. Every cop shown gleefully piling on should be sued out of MPD.
#ThugsInBlue

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#AltCitizen #Alaska

This piece of toad shit is one infarction away from the presidency.

And Edward “Big Balls” Coristine had the stuffing kicked out of him by a 15-year-old girl. #DefundTheDOGEBags

This is peak trumpcordion.

RFK is a well-dressed mass murderer.

The term is “grinder jury.”

Hey you short-fingered vulgarian, don't you dare fucking sell, barter, or give away one iota of Alaska to that war criminal.

YouTube video by Senator Bernie Sanders Why Is Social Security So Popular? | Sen. Bernie Sanders

For 90 years, Social Security has paid out every benefit owed to every eligible American. Now Trump is working overtime to dismantle it.
 
We won’t let them privatize Social Security.
 
Instead, we must expand benefits and its solvency by making the wealthy pay their fair share.

Dithering, doddering dotard.

Posting on Bluesky is weak sauce compared with taking actual steps to stop this. For God’s sake throw a sandwich or something!

Seven Bar Jokes Involving Grammar and Punctuation 1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves. 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartende...

1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

Read a newspaper. That’s not what he’s trying to distract us from.

We all know whom these two pervy creeps were looking at.

He spends $200 MILLION of your💰on a ballroom and his family doesn’t deny making billions off his presidency.

As you cheer for him caging brown ice cream men & kids, he invades DC to cover a child sex trafficking ring and trashes the constitution to cling to power.

He laughs.

Beware of flying sandwiches.
#CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs

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Three really obvious questions to ask Trump that he isn’t getting asked:

1. Who transferred Ghislaine Maxwell and why? If you don’t know, why don’t you know?
2. Why did you pardon hundreds of violent criminals if you are worried about crime in DC?
2. How much is a pound of ground beef?

Folks in tejas, such as my partner and I, have thoughts on this first strike in what our friends at the @texasobserver.org called a "gerrymandering arms race." Hopefully the online factions that revel in bashing the (people of the) state over and over for repub antics here can see our struggle now.

My new story about the impending raids/arrests. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Heighten the Fence!

Truly being “pro-family” means ensuring access and cost of care - including IVF - never stands in the way of someone choosing to start or grow their family.

Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.

Warning: International war criminal Vladimir Putin at “wark” here. 💩🇷🇺💩

More of Putin’s handiwork, ladies and gentlemen. He is the Devil come to Earth.
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#TodaysNeologism, courtesy of @pensivetoker.bsky.social, is “ammosexuals.”

Punctuationally, I miss my period.

People are being very obvious about using the phrase "feeling unsafe" in place of "being super racist" lately