Adam

Jesus is hot. Christ born meatloaf.

It’s optional, but I did want him to cease existing.

Gobblet! Matryoshka dolls + Connect Four. The objective is to get 4 in a row, but your cups can be “gobbled” by larger cups. It’s a really easy game to learn and much harder to be good at.

Met someone taller than me a couple weeks ago. It was awful.

I don’t know if they were canceled or intentionally short runs, but two shows my kid watched that I ended up loving: Gravity Falls (2 seasons) and Owl House (2.5 seasons). Both ended flawlessly if you ask me, but I would have enjoyed more.

I came here just to say it is a “moral imperative” that you watch this movie.

A short story of power and dominance.

I just finished it as well and loved every moment of it.

Chess is one of those games where no matter how much I play it, I never get any better.

I am heavily medicated, so my cup runneth over with executive function 💅

Bad Map Projection: ABS(Longitude) xkcd.com/2807

This is accurate. I used to have it at my grandma’s occasionally. Dogfood for people.

I have worn a solid black tshirt or hoodie to work every day for 6 years 😬

Found these speed bumps on the trail.

Sometimes I think the only things I talk about are ZD and FW.

This was necessary.

Everyone marvel at how huge my hands are.

Great. Now I have to Google “frotting” just to know :(

I think the world is ready now.

these things are pretty tricky - misspellings, l33tspeak, etc can cause false negatives. context can change the implications of words (slurs being reclaimed, a slur that is a substring of a non-slur string)

so we added in a two layer system to check handles

This is one of my favorite comics because I’ve heard from several people who successfully put out oil fires because of it xkcd.com/1890

This is where he sues you for stolen intellectual property ;]

Bought this new undersized Rubik’s cube to accommodate my unusually small Trump hands.

Bought this new undersized Rubik’s cube to accommodate my unusually small Trump hands.

Big ass tadpole

The enormous head of a big ass tadpole

This is gonna be one big ass frog.

if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

Great question. I hate them.

Being tall. It was my only sense of identity.

Cranberry juice is probably the most common, but since it’s late just chug as much water as you can without making yourself sick, then continue to sip regularly so you can start flushing your system.

I don’t even know how I blanked on Zeldas. Link to the Past and Breath of the Wild. Those should probably replace 2 on my list.

1/2) Horizon: Zero Dawn/Forbidden West
3/4) Jedi: Fallen Order/Survivor
5) Megaman 2
6) Contra
7) Super Mario World SNES
8) MDK
9) Doom II
10) Gobblet! (Board game)