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Did you get bricked too?? I was just reading about that happening to someone else

Sign post tagged to say “I heart cunt”

Favorite sight on my walk yesterday

Not the toothpaste 😭

Top tier knee inspector

Some dude just biked straight at me shouting Tony Toledo then got mad that my didn’t hear him correctly through my earbuds

What game is this?

What’s the gay coffee order?

New hair!!!

I’ve got a couple of their books on my list like “Thornhedge” and “What moves the dead”

All Systems Red by Marth Wells

Or anything by T Kingfisher

Dude same, if I don’t have to see the screen I’m up cleaning or something so I don’t fall asleep while I listen

Wait I’m obsessed

Boog looks like an evil stuffed animal

Evil baby in disguise??

Bestie is a cutie with very fun lighting

A frequent occurrence:
“Oh cool, a chromatic! I bet I could do that in a few tries”
Followed by losing in two rounds

Game is very fun and constantly telling me git gud

Called into work on a Saturday after working until 2:00am? More likely than you think

Gm boog!

Tumblr post that reads: kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this

My friend has been playing it while I watch and I’ve enjoyed it enough to start my own save too

I swear to god I’m gonna start an actual fire if this keeps going off (six times today)

It went off again and now the sound is stuck in my heard so I keep thinking I’m hearing it somewhere else in the building

Whoever set off the fire alarm at 4am, your moms a hoe

Get in loser. We're posting lock screens. (She cycles)

Will recommend espresso in a coke or Dr Pepper

Oh dang friend is hot
I feel like you’ve gotten so buff too

I’m your cryptid bestie, allegedly exists but hard to see

Gm bestie 🫡

Alright who’s out there talking about me, I can’t stop sneezing