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Matt

@thenewplaid.bsky.social

I make ok vegetarian food, and put eyes on it (for my wife).

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Pad T’eye

#foodie
#foodart
#vegetarian
#eyes
#padthai

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It was an honor to stand with you! Eager for next time!

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Partially obscured bowl of roasted vegetables and garbanzo beans. Candy eyes placed on quartered Brussels sprouts, imitating the shape of a human eye. It looks at you, unsettlingly.

Partially obscured bowl of roasted vegetables and garbanzo beans. Candy eyes placed on quartered Brussels sprouts, imitating the shape of a human eye. It looks at you, unsettlingly.

I’m looking through you.

#brusselssprouts
#eyes
#vegetarian
#uncannyvalley

13.02.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Crossed candy eyes planted in sprigs of broccoli, amidst tofu cubes and chopped carrots. Below, soba noodles. Above, sesame seeds and scallions. All in a white bowl. Chopsticks planted firmly in the right side. Glass table beneath the bowl.

Crossed candy eyes planted in sprigs of broccoli, amidst tofu cubes and chopped carrots. Below, soba noodles. Above, sesame seeds and scallions. All in a white bowl. Chopsticks planted firmly in the right side. Glass table beneath the bowl.

Soba … SO….. BA…….

#vegetarian
#eyes
#chopsticks
#vegetariancooking
#dinner

04.02.2025 14:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ranking art is weird.
#grammys

03.02.2025 11:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That sentimental stuff doesn’t suit you. At all.

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Goddamnit. I liked Aldi.

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Meet your heroes.

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I got to thinking … will people think the intent of my posts is art or humor? And then I went down a philosophical rabbit hole, and decided it doesn’t matter. 🤷‍♀️

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Two falafel balls, one partially obscured by tzatziki sauce, with a candy eye affixed to each, pointed at the camera. The falafel balls rest on a bed of herbs and chopped vegetables (red onion, cucumber, tomato), also bathed in sauce. All of this on an irregularly shaped piece of homemade pita bread on a white plate.

Two falafel balls, one partially obscured by tzatziki sauce, with a candy eye affixed to each, pointed at the camera. The falafel balls rest on a bed of herbs and chopped vegetables (red onion, cucumber, tomato), also bathed in sauce. All of this on an irregularly shaped piece of homemade pita bread on a white plate.

With eyes wide open.
#vegetarian
#eyes
#tzatziki
#falafel

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A bowl of orange, puréed soup. With two candy eyes, and a thin slice of baguette, representing a mouth.

A bowl of orange, puréed soup. With two candy eyes, and a thin slice of baguette, representing a mouth.

Shock and awe.

#vegetarian
#soup
#eyes

02.02.2025 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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What’s he thinking about?

#vegetarian
#foodart
#eyes

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Photo of FBI hq

Photo of FBI hq

Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era

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