Mimo Nielsen

i don’t think so

Who knew?

It's stuff like this that makes me question the intelligence of a good portion of the population.
What's next? Rain could make roads wet?

It was a great first season, and I can't wait to see where we go next year. See you next season, Rapid. Thanks for an unforgettable first year.

It was a really fun match today, but losing in Penalties to Vancouver is not how I wanted things to end. The final was so close, we almost had it, twice, today. Surrendering an equaliser near the end of regulation, and losing a 4-2 penalty kick lead to lose 5-4 on penalties is gutting.
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Anyone who is truly interested in a better Ottawa needs to be putting all their effort into de-amalgamating the rural wards.

Those three votes are the reason for 90% of our problems.

Usually the opponent is named. I don’t know why they didn’t do it this time

Ticket to today’s match has been purchased

We did have that one game where we humiliated them, so it is possible. I'm nervous as hell for this...but I have to be there for it.

Rise are incredibly talented so I'm nervous, too. We can't play the first half like we did on Tuesday.

no no no!

did he die (yesterday)

This is going to be epic. Hope to see you there.

Rural and suburban wards:

AUSTERITY! SLASH SPENDING! CUT PROGRAMS! DON’T YOU DARE RAISE OUR TAXES!

Also rural and suburban wards:

YEE HAW, LET’S GAMBLE $500 MILLION ON THIS OSEG THING!

De-amalgamate Ottawa now!

New Smiling Friends promo:
Alan: What's the wifi password, Mr. Boss?
Mr. Boss: i_hate_alan58.....all lowercase.

Lmao a commenter on TikTok referred to Poilievre as “Sulk Slogan”

She'd have my vote.

She is a local treasure. If she ran as mayor, she'd absolutely have my vote. She's truly one of the smartest people in the room at any time.

My metal loving wife absolutely loved this.
This is fantastic.

sorry i was late, i was practicing for when i don’t have to do this anymore

The goodest of boys.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

The Denver Broncos are wearing their old uniforms a lot this season, and they've barely lost a game (if that much) since they started wearing them again. Sitting at 7-2, perhaps they should switch back to them permanently. They look good and I like them better than the ones they adopted in the 90's.

There is no such thing as what you just said.

I've always enjoyed her stuff.
Fun fact, if you want to play the 6 degrees of separation, There are 2 degrees between me and Aimee Mann.

Give us UBI. The way things are going, we're all going to need it.

Only one day until Mayor Mark Sutcliffe and 15 Councillors vote to saddle Ottawa with half a Billion in debt for Lansdowne 2.0.

Also remember that the next municipal election is in 2026.

I have conversed with the fates and they have returned “not yet”

Is it too early to send Santa my Christmas wish list? No? OK:
- Epstein files released, Trump plays major role
- Netanyahu’s plane forced to land in country signatory to ICC, arrested, sent to The Hague
- Putin joins Lenin in Lenin’s Mausoleum. Permanently.
- Johnson’s Grindr profile revealed

Following a link from a QR code is *exactly* like clicking one in an email.

Think about how often you've heard not to click links in emails unless you're certain you can trust the source.