Me: hey babe? Are you my little toe?
Wife: what? :visible confused:
Me: because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in this house. :deadpan:
Wife: :smiling complete with eye rolls and chuckles: you’re ridiculous!
Shes correct, I’m a hoot!🤣🤣🤣
15.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you hun!🥰
15.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It looks worse than it feels, Totally worth the pain! Hooray Boobies!🥰 recovering slowly but surely from my Breast Augmentation!❤️ my Euphoria is in the Kuiper Belt!🥹
15.02.2026 01:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Don't talk to journalists about DIY HRT.
19.12.2025 01:31 — 👍 2251 🔁 795 💬 16 📌 24
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.
We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
20.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 16364 🔁 3971 💬 137 📌 135
Had a funny thought a couple days ago…as a boss lady at work, I kinda want people to respond to me when I call for them with “what is thy bidding my master,” I think it would be hilarious and I like Star Wars so…ya that’s my brain!
19.10.2025 00:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If it sounds like I’m high when you read this post…yes, yes I am 😂
19.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Should post one here more. This was something cool I saw at the ren fair in Michigan, it made me happy to see🥰 went to one. I went a month ago, depression sucks.
18.10.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Right?! But we’re still the Violent ones🙄…got it.👍
18.10.2025 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sure dick…sure
Republicans what to take my healthcare and throw transpeople and medically institutionalize us, I’m not crazy or a virus! Nazi sht! And the Dems are letting it happen or actively pushing to throw us under the bus to appease the fascist. So yeah evil!
Cut a liberal a fascist bleeds!
18.09.2025 15:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Somewhere in Iceland.
01.09.2025 09:49 — 👍 24908 🔁 3525 💬 314 📌 116
Erin Friday a raging bigoted transphobe.
10.07.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Despite all the awfulness happening in the country right now, always remember to sit and watch the fireflies.🥰
08.07.2025 11:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Project at its finest, this “faith leader” has a Grindr account one hundo p!
07.07.2025 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh darn a ghoul pick me died…whatever are we going to do?
04.07.2025 12:13 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy TDOV! Remember to be you and fck everything else!
01.04.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎶 Does your God have a Big Fat Dck, because it feels like he’s fcking ME!🎶 Love her new song!❤️
11.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good news is good news, take the wins when we get them but don’t get complacent keep fighting!
04.03.2025 15:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Exactly what they want, they want trans people to off themselves before they go out and do it themselves…fcking disgusting a whole different monster that revels in watching children suffer.
30.01.2025 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Were the canaries in the coal mine.
29.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m sorry but we need to stop posting stuff like this! Big brother is watching and are looking for stuff like this to make public so the fascist can out law it quicker we have to be smarter than this!
22.01.2025 14:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I couldn’t get my passport in time I owe back taxes and my name or gender marker have been changed because I had to flee the south and had to wait a year in Michigan before I could cool I’m screwed. I want to cry but I’m too numb to do so.
22.01.2025 12:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The only difference I would say is Tony is a genius, Elon is an idiot pretending to be a genius.
22.01.2025 03:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Fair enough! I’ll go with the superior iron man arch.
22.01.2025 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dude literally thinks he’s Tony Stark….nah bruh that’s some Adolf 💩
22.01.2025 03:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One hundo p! Don’t be stupid, give them nothing.
22.01.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.01.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If it's an 'authoritarian drive' in China to remove trans people from public view, what's it called in the UK and US?
04.01.2025 11:10 — 👍 2426 🔁 836 💬 45 📌 19
But hey! He still has our backs jack…..fcking cadaver!
#fckbiden #fckdemocrats #fckrepublicans #fckamerikkka
24.12.2024 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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