"Does she look like she's having fun?"
"She does NOT look like she's having fun."
"Oh, we should interact with her then." #DnD5e #Heckna

"I'm not going to lie, I wasn't expecting you guys to try to burn the wall down." #DnD5e #Heckna

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"I notice they speak Wood." #DnD5e #Heckna

"I will attempt a Performance check to distract us all in case that works." #DnD5e #Heckna

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"Good night, sweet snot." #littlesnot #DnD5e

"Oh sweet. We surprised the goober."

"You know humans. As they get older their ears stretch." #DnD5e #Idontevenknowwhattohashtagthis

I've actually always thought this too!

"We've been out there. The mist is 99% clown by volume!"

#DnD5e #Heckna #CurseofStrahd

"So I will trigger an attack of crabbertunity..." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Let's get an Athletics roll to see how well the zombie toss goes." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Let's all go get some zombie!" #DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Withdrawn? Have you stood over [the gods'] corpses and spit on their ruin?"
"Look, I'm just a guy." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Well good news, you've found more poison and more zombies." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"It does raise its hands in anger, perhaps at the death of its clams..."
#DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Also, would you eat bioweapon facility clam?"
"...I would cook it!"
#DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Are there any clams in this suit of armour?"
The GM, who had to step away for a second: "Any WHAT?"

#DnD2024 #FrozenSick

Yes, this entire time I should have been hashtagging with #DnD2024, not 2025.

"This door can't stop you because you can't read Elvish." #DnD2024 #FrozenSick

"Yes, those afflicted with Frigid Woe sometimes lose track of their spellcasting."
"Oh, so it's like a UTI." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"The snow donkey! You'll ride the snow donkey."
"The snownkey." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"So we like proper nouns AND definite articles. Got it." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"Ar, the faerie dragon likes ye. I'm a pirate now." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"Okay, so we're a big fan of proper nouns here."
"Yes. Yes we are." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

Rodwin: Unbothered. Trained. Happy. In my lane. Infected. Flourishing.

#DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"I'm surprised the news hasn't spread. We've been gone at least three weeks. I mean... two hours."

It's just been a while since we've managed to get together for a game. #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"The pets would be even better from the inside!" #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"I have this plank, you want me to hit you with it to get you back down?"
"... how good's your aim?" #DnD2025 #FrozenSick

"You know what, I'll give you advantage, because *I* don't know what to make of this." #DnD2025 #FrozenSick