Kieran

Miss you Gus

Which one is it?

Tottenham 0-1 Manchester United (Maguire 90+5)

Tottenham 1-0 Manchester United (Maguire, OG 90+5)

#EuropaLeague

Honestly I think the one thing Collins does better than our other keepers is distribution. Just a shame his hands are made of those green paper towels you got when you fell over at school

Scrape a 0-0, Boro and Millwall both lose. A man can dream #pusb

Every fucking week

Opportunity to make a statement here

I can think of three stonewall penalties we’ve not been given over the last couple of months and the Stoke one is still the worst one

Grimes gets one little deflected goal and starts trying scorpion kick passes

Agent Palmer

Watched that Paterson goal about 30 times since it went in

Do some companies require “must be able to piss all over the bathrooms” as part of their interviewing process? Seems like every grown adult in this building is perfectly happy to trash the place

How has the linesman missed that

Haji Wright

England squad is… uninspiring. At least we’ve got a LB not named Kieran Trippier

Good team, big win tonight if we can get one. Sheaf injured again though?

Went out the window when that dog won it

How’s Britain’s Got Talent still running? How many people are actually watching that shite

I like Sam Darnold

Raya has had a blinder

Ayden Heaven is cracking for an 18 year old

Unreal

Might be one of the worst penalty decisions I’ve ever seen

Funny how there are no “temporary faults” when the adverts come on #darts

Norman Bassette is that guy