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This is ridiculous

7 Followers  |  22 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 19.01.2025  |  1.8636

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I can’t wait to see what delicious profanities await the main stage.

25.01.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Yaaaay staph!!

24.01.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quitting Amazon not going to happen for us unfortunately. The alternative where we live is (gulp) Walmart

21.01.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The buck stops with them. They upheld it. They created precedence. Are we seriously parsing words here.

21.01.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy eyes

20.01.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Platform alterations: Less twitter more IG

20.01.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

911 is still suffering from said fallout :(

20.01.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great. Just great.

20.01.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My last great cut was in Salem, Oregon, but surely she’s moved on by now. I mean, Salem OR?

20.01.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My personal flag will be at ground level today.

20.01.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprise surprise

20.01.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

May the orange be with you

20.01.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He just really wants a win for his homie puttana

20.01.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds about right. lonE skuM keeps his hoarding at max.

20.01.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sets a profound precedent. That’s why. It’s a warning. Like Roe V Wade. They’re coming for our rights.

20.01.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This reeks of the Iran hostage crisis circa 1979

20.01.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t even. Is this real life

20.01.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is our Fahrenheit 451 moment

20.01.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope everyone realizes that actual TT is gone for Americans. Any re-up will be musk-verified. This is your final warning.

20.01.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Too bad we didn’t listen decades ago when we were warned this would happen ( Zappa, Carlin, et al)

20.01.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he hated TT in 2020 (because Swifties).

20.01.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ban sets a dangerous precedent. That’s the big deal of it all.

20.01.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This ban sets a dangerous precedent. That’s the big deal of it all.

20.01.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

20.01.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It sets a dangerous precedent. What will the Supreme Court ban next using this as precedent. That’s what all the fuss is about.

20.01.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And makes the coolest blue tea

20.01.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will the Big Brother app be up soon?

20.01.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it will be called tiXtoX

20.01.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that so many mainstream news channels are here is already a warning. Also, don't completely trust an app that's owned by the same tech bro who gave Twitter to Musk...

19.01.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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