icon!ck ESC

I always say ‘It’s not can’t eat this it’s won’t eat this’

Hearing Romania is back made me feel so happy about ESC in a way I’ve definitely not felt in a few years

Omg what’s the tea!!!

Sending lots of love and good wishes ❤️

Just remembered how hard Effortless slapped on Saturday night and it’s making me wanna get straight back to Glasgow 😭

Honestly she was just awful I felt bad for the interviewer and the other panellists. It seems like she’s stuck in an arrested development bratty teenager phase

Not run to the hills clearing the dance floor I was not emotionally ready to see that

Y’all notice how The Beatles have been real quiet since TuranTuralX dropped Tell Me More

luv Eurovision luv my pals luv vodka

Me: I’m not gonna drink too much tonight
Me at 10.30pm: on balance the UK is probably the strongest country in Eurovision of the 21st century

Can’t believe we’ve found somewhere that sells deep fried vegan pizza. Scotland, greatest country on earth x

At the Damiano concert and it’s so sad to watch him waste all his talent on this dreary algorithmic music, he looks so bored and it’s translating to the crowd

Yes!!!

Seeing Rachel Zegler in Evita literally top ten life moments

Antonelli is not at the level needed to be in F1. He’s SUCH a liability #DutchGP

We are so back 😍

Rylan coming out as Reform is wild

Omg literally did this on the way to werq

RIP beautiful angle, gone to the green room in the sky

Silvia Night at Eurovision during her peak, days away from winning the contest.

Silvia Night being held by dancers.

Silvia Night on the phone to God, she is their favourite person.

Silvia Night dealing with the unjustified choices of Europe by screaming at the press with mascara running down her face.

THE LIFE OF A SHOWGIRL

This week Miranda got her hair shampooed, Carrie fixed her printer and Charlotte had a zoom call and got new wallpaper and you’re telling me this show is being cancelled - I can’t

And Just Like That has been cancelled and the world is just carrying on like it’s nothing?

It’s 7.44 and I’ve already answered the question ‘how are you’ with ‘the horrors persist but so do I’ twice today x

Sorry this is a joke? If it’s dry enough to be on inters why aren’t they racing? #F1

Sometimes I remember Tempo didn’t win melfest and I just think u wot luv. A robbed masterpiece

The Dotter to Victor Krone ratio in cotton eyed Joe is way off

Only 24 hours until Dotter’s cotton eyed Joe cover who’s gonna be shaking their Jussies to that one

Remember Monday won how could you forget 😂

We’re counting totals not just the televote 😂

Omg had a nightmare last night that the UK got 0 points four years in a row at ESC - scary x