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@tyron.bsky.social

Raise taxes, repair the country. Inspired by joy, sobriety, Marcel Duchamp, Kelis, Mata Hari, and those hallucinations I used to have.

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For context, the UK has a cap on credit card interchange fees of 0.3% and debit cards at 0.2%, the average bank charges 1.5% to bank your cash.

Make of that what you will.

28.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

he's verging on prince charles level hands at this point

28.01.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that hairline needs Turkey

28.01.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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he's "really into voguing lately"

28.01.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the STATE of Nick Clegg now!!

28.01.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Oh me? I'm just reading the latest about Britney Spears... In the LRB

26.01.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That said - good for her! Maybe say this kind of thing more!!

28.01.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this really Kemi's line on Starmer going to China

28.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

pitch: Atlas Gaped

28.01.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it will be taken as the national read it is when it moves there after Parliament has burned down

28.01.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when will we have... Nelson's Gollum

28.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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cannot imagine a bigger read than getting such a grotty place named after you

28.01.2026 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

That's my point!

28.01.2026 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Regular as clockwork. He's onto the next obsession. Just a constant circle of tariffs, ICE, Ukraine, Greenland, Iran, Gaza, Venezuela

28.01.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

it's also a demand never made of, say, rural people who won't go into the city because they think they'll be murdered.

27.01.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2235    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 15
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right β€” you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

28.01.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24893    πŸ” 6858    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 147

The way this guy is reflexively throwing out an absolute gift of an interview!

28.01.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I saw that on a resume, the first thing I would in the interview is "Okay, tell me more about olive oil." That answer will reveal as much as anything technical I might ask.

28.01.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 1

the much bigger red flag is a hiring manager who can't imagine an interest in olive oil

28.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 4

Also why do you only want 'normal' people in banking roles? Surely you want the odd quirky one with a totally different perspective!

28.01.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even remotely understand this. I'd interview them solely to find out what was so interesting about olive oil

28.01.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dollar slides as Trump says he is not concerned with its recent decline Greenback trades at lowest level in four years as worries over US currency mount

β€œI feel liberated...we can say β€˜retard’ and β€˜pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled . . . it’s a new dawn.”

27.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably thinks it's all "low value" Commonwealth migrants.

27.01.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a higher foreign born percentage than the US btw xo

27.01.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Take my country's fucking name out of your mouth and don't talk about it like it's a lab experiment, you disgusting fucking freak

27.01.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 13
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Also god, this really sticks in the craw. Matt Goodwin devotes his entire professional life to talking about politics and to espousing his political worldview. In what sense is this remotely true?

27.01.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

really tho there's something perfectly ironic about how the byelection has spotlit how the stories MG tells about himself, his identity and home have changed and shifted with circumstance. which is precisely the grace he denies ppl who arent white

27.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halachically the first in his family to go to university.

27.01.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

we are the best

27.01.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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