Archbishop Deshaies

Yeah. But not then. Sorry.

This Arby's just went completely silent. You could hear a curly fry drop.

They won game 7 in LA, though. You gotta be able to defend your own place. Dodgers just didn't have it that year.

No one cheated.

Briscoe Cain recently got the lead role in Deer Park Community Theatre’s production of “Dallas Buyer’s Club: The Musical.”

I often think about the brave men who had beer bottles thrown at them while they were draining their lizards at the Yankee Stadium urinals. To this day, their spirit still guides me. They are my guardian angels. My God, I hope those boys are proud of us. ❤️

I’ve never wanted to be thought of as a hater. I try to show respect to everyone.

My mom once told me that the most precious flowers grow in the deepest valleys. If you think about it, that kind of describes the 2025 Houston Astros. No one thought we’d be here because we have so little while everyone else has so much.

I just get so sick thinking of all the haters. How can anyone dislike us? It just doesn’t make sense.

No one needed this more than us. (No one has it worse!) #AstrosWin

6 innings was a lot to ask of Jason Alexander. God bless this man.

Donald Trump was full on going to make Matt Gaetz the AG knowing damn well he was having sex with teenage girls. And Greg is dicking over the American people for these rapist ass dudes? That’s dereliction of duty.

This goofy ass dude is trying to stack the midterm election so folks don’t find out the president is a child molestor and he’s over here talking about dereliction of duty. Tongue kiss my butthole, Gregory.

Astros tried to trade for this guy? He sucks!

You mean a keeper? Yes.

The entire Arby’s had to close because we laughed so hard.

The media predictably sensationalizes these stories. How many children could the president reasonably molest? It’s probably fewer than you think. We’ll have a guest on to talk all about it after these commercials. Stay tuned! This is Fox and Friends.

Greg Abbott is a true patriot. With his leadership, the American people may never find out that the President played a role in a child sex trafficking ring.

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Astros fan have brain cells challenge impossible

Sweet. Thanks. I’ll let you know what I get. My birthday is coming up in a few weeks.

Got any games you would recommend? I typically like sports games but am interested in getting into quests.

Cool. I’m trying to talk my mom into buying me one for my birthday. Worth it?

Do you have a PlayStation or Xbox?

Sorry to change the subject, but do you have a gaming system?

My ancestors did

We put a man on the moon. What have you ever done?

You’re trying to get your followers to hang up on me. I’m from Houston. I’m so much smarter than you and the people who follow you.

Don’t do this, Logan.

Are you being serious?