Archbishop Deshaies @houcounterplot

Left his chin in Houston smh

17.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t really care. I hate this guy. Get fucked, Briscoe.

17.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I bet Briscoe Cain feels like a horse’s ass.

17.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 3

I drove by Moment’s Cabaret a few days ago and noticed a few motorized scooters out front and Cousin Ricky says they use up all the handicapped parking getting there for the early bird special.

14.02.2026 05:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The one on Spencer? Near the hourly motel? That’s probably Neil. He works on Wednesdays. He’s an idiot.

12.02.2026 03:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cheater.

11.02.2026 16:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is a Seahawk even a real bird?

09.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyone consider that he’s just upset because he thought Kid Rock was really a kid?

09.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Apparently a Dallas affiliate aired the Kid Rock halftime show and it became the second-most watched program in Dallas history, just behind the Young Sheldon episode where Young Sheldon takes his shirt off.

09.02.2026 01:49 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Excellent

09.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was that Guy Fieri dressed like a regular dad?

09.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Patriots tanking for a better draft pick?

08.02.2026 23:45 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤔

07.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

Fun fact: “Dallas” is the Cherokee word for “the inner lining of a dirty butthole.”

07.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buddy, ain’t that the truth!

(Not a good thing.)

07.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does Australia dress like the Oakland A’s when their flag is blue?

07.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait… a child molestor AND a racist?

06.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Saved you a click: You can just cut a check straight to your republican congressman.

04.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Joe Kelly? Nothing, I guess. I heard he went into hiding after Carlos Correa came back to town.

03.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fleet-footed coward ass coward

(This is a tweet about Joe Kelly.)

03.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“Chase the fight?” Been there and done that. Carlos Correa chased Joe Kelly back to the Dodger dugout. Saw it with my own eyes. My mom did, too. If anything, Astros slogan should be: Joe Kelly ran from the fight.

03.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at 5A. Galveston Ball and Lufkin. South Houston and Victoria? Lol

02.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

JP France ass MF

01.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

01.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was just about to say!

01.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HOUSTON, TX - JANUARY 28: Kevin Durant #7 of the Houston Rockets looks on during the game against the San Antonio Spurs on January 28, 2026 at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2026 NBAE (Photo by Logan Riely/NBAE via Getty Images)

hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo

01.02.2026 02:14 — 👍 1817 🔁 214 💬 25 📌 42

Move their ass to OKC

30.01.2026 22:34 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I can tell!

30.01.2026 03:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is our new guy Teng a thicc boi?

30.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Wild week for JP—got DFAed and his college-aged kids won’t talk to him.

30.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

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