Little Astros Fella

HA SHUT UP LOSER!

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It’s a known fact that clothing manufacturers conspire to design shrinking clothes to force us to buy more.

The Texans have never heard of this thing called a touchdown. Do not try to teach them they will become agitated.

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I’m sorry just was not expecting some dude to go Scorpion on a dog plushie on national television.

All y’all quote posting got me dying of a giggle fit lmao!

JESUS CHRIST!

Arch Manning looks just like his dad. Or uncle. Or both. I’m not sure which Manning he spawned from…

Oh my pops is an Aggie I know. We were that rare breed that just never really cared.

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Me, a Texan who went out of state to a school with no football team.

My TL:

I have buried myself under multiple throw blankets and put on anime. Do not send help I don’t need it.

Jesus Christ Santa has forsaken us. #eagles

Weren’t his ancestors holocaust survivors? Does he not know how the US treated his people in the lead up to WWII?

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Balrog bistro: when other restaurants dug too greedily into your wallet, come enjoy affordable meals in fire and shadow.

Oh shit shit shit hard pants! Hard pants!

Your house your rules 😎

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Every time I read about someone preferring “natural immunity” I just assume they don’t know how our immune system functions. Which is sad because there’s a fun little anime called Cells at Work that does a decent job explaining it for laypeople.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

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Chandler I know it just a screenshot you got from somewhere but my graphic design brain is screaming at the tab formatting. Anyway happy thanksgiving to you and yours!

They’re both desperate to get rid of those pesky sanctions so they can do business with Russia.

I mixed baking soda and vinegar to make a volcano I’m sciencing!

The ghost of Alan Turing is having a migraine.

One year I’ll stop being an idiot and I’ll take vacation when my clients are also taking vacation.

Okay I’m not a vet but just looking at equivalent ranks and as far as I can tell Kelly would’ve easily outranked Hegseth had they served in the same branches. The audacity of this nitwit trying to lecture a senior officer when he doesn’t understand how front facing phone cameras work is insane.

This is objectively good.

The giddy insistence that you can use “forbidden words” tells you that he’s got a team working 24/7 to hard code slurs into Grok.

Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged.

Ah just a nice quiet Monday before holiday break let’s check the news and see WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK?????
www.npr.org/2025/11/23/n...