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Little Astros Fella

@greggiefella.bsky.social

Just a chill little dude that loves Jose Altuve and hates Russian aggression. #NAFO

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HA SHUT UP LOSER!

30.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit says that 's literally impossible on a netflix ad ALT: a man in a suit says that 's literally impossible on a netflix ad
30.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the simpsons says " we 're through the looking glass here people " ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons says " we 're through the looking glass here people "

It’s a known fact that clothing manufacturers conspire to design shrinking clothes to force us to buy more.

30.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Texans have never heard of this thing called a touchdown. Do not try to teach them they will become agitated.

30.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a video game screen shows scorpion and sub zero ALT: a video game screen shows scorpion and sub zero

I’m sorry just was not expecting some dude to go Scorpion on a dog plushie on national television.

29.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All y’all quote posting got me dying of a giggle fit lmao!

29.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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JESUS CHRIST!

29.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 8

Arch Manning looks just like his dad. Or uncle. Or both. I’m not sure which Manning he spawned from…

29.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my pops is an Aggie I know. We were that rare breed that just never really cared.

29.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of superheros including captain america and scarlet witch are running in front of an airplane ALT: a group of superheros including captain america and scarlet witch are running in front of an airplane

Me, a Texan who went out of state to a school with no football team.

My TL:

29.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have buried myself under multiple throw blankets and put on anime. Do not send help I don’t need it.

28.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jesus Christ Santa has forsaken us. #eagles

28.11.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weren’t his ancestors holocaust survivors? Does he not know how the US treated his people in the lead up to WWII?

28.11.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a wizard is holding a magic wand in front of a fire demon ALT: a wizard is holding a magic wand in front of a fire demon

Balrog bistro: when other restaurants dug too greedily into your wallet, come enjoy affordable meals in fire and shadow.

28.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit shit shit hard pants! Hard pants!

27.11.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your house your rules 😎

27.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I read about someone preferring β€œnatural immunity” I just assume they don’t know how our immune system functions. Which is sad because there’s a fun little anime called Cells at Work that does a decent job explaining it for laypeople.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

26.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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26.11.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Chandler I know it just a screenshot you got from somewhere but my graphic design brain is screaming at the tab formatting. Anyway happy thanksgiving to you and yours!

26.11.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a santa hat is holding a man 's hand and says `` stop trying to make fetch happen '' . ALT: a woman wearing a santa hat is holding a man 's hand and says `` stop trying to make fetch happen '' .
26.11.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re both desperate to get rid of those pesky sanctions so they can do business with Russia.

26.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mixed baking soda and vinegar to make a volcano I’m sciencing!

25.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The ghost of Alan Turing is having a migraine.

25.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

One year I’ll stop being an idiot and I’ll take vacation when my clients are also taking vacation.

25.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I’m not a vet but just looking at equivalent ranks and as far as I can tell Kelly would’ve easily outranked Hegseth had they served in the same branches. The audacity of this nitwit trying to lecture a senior officer when he doesn’t understand how front facing phone cameras work is insane.

25.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is objectively good.

25.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The giddy insistence that you can use β€œforbidden words” tells you that he’s got a team working 24/7 to hard code slurs into Grok.

24.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged.

Ah just a nice quiet Monday before holiday break let’s check the news and see WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK?????
www.npr.org/2025/11/23/n...

24.11.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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