Zippy Kaufman

Crown her!

No, but she helped out Zingbot in s16- it was pretty great

"I sealed your partner's fate"

First of her name!

Well that's not in the Bible

Don't you dare! Go to Threads if anything

My Shayla

Luka Doncic is a Laker, and I still won't believe it ten years from now

I don't usually tear up over 91-year old dudes I've never met...but then there's Hubie Brown.

Taylor Swift shut out of the televised Grammy categories LET'S GOOOOOO

The Lakers got rid of those cursed jerseys and absolutely went to WORK

Oh man I WISH The Icon would get up there with Stevie!

You're a real one!

She should've joined them honestly

Shoutout to the east coasters who stayed up for this- y'all gonna be HURTING tomorrow- respect. #FireAid

Sting joining Stevie Wonder on stage is wild; would've been the perfect time for Prince to randomly show up on guitar, jam for a few minutes, and promptly leave #FireAid

Welp. They don't call him 'Field Goal Jesus'

Straight to prison

Sorry can you speak up I can't hear you over the sound of Hulk Hogan getting booed out of the building

I can lie, that sounds really exciting

Tony Khan come read this right quick

"Here comes the pain (in my knees and lower back)!"

Mind scooting over a bit? I wanna see!

a man in a suit and tie is giving the middle finger while standing in front of a microphone . Alt: Patrick Ewing in a suit doing the "come here" gesture

Me to all this drama in MAGAland rn:

...St. Vincent-St. Mary

Call the SF one and see if they can help you? Might be worth the stress of hopping on a quick flight to SF

If I was caught in this video NOT backing up *the* Mavis Staples, I would issue a formal apology to her, the other Staples Sisters, the Staples Brothers, and the Staples Play Cousins

three men are standing in a wrestling ring holding hands . Alt: SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:

Those leopards he's been hanging with sure are looking hungry