Freelance Bio Exorcist

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Million Dollar Idea: X-Pac Demon Hunters

Do you pronounce crayons like “crans” or “cray-yons”?

I absolutely despise Netflix’s new interface.

I can’t wait for Emily Austin to launch Hot Girls for Blippi or some dumb shit.

Live reaction of me watching the snow fall

I’m the only one in my house that remember commercials the commercials saying Cheerios were unsinkable.

My coworker messaged saying “I half to restart” and I really fucking can’t deal this morning.

Legit question: why didn’t the Bills keep Mack Hollins?

Yeah, the first two episodes told me a lot about the writers issues with women and/or their mother.

@jeremywhite.bsky.social call Brandon Beane and yell at him on air tomorrow

Tell them you have to mow the lawn.

My 5yo loves K Pop Demon Hunters, like every other kid now a days. But she shook her fist at her grandpa and said “Cause I see your real face and it’s ugly as sin!”

I’m dyyyyying right now lmfao

I just remembered last year I bought a cornucopia and I’m prepared to tear this house apart tomorrow to find it.

I feel like a better word could have been used.

I think this may be the explanation.

Trump doesn’t want to pay Snap because there’s no money. He already stole the funds and now he can’t pay it back.

Some guy I used to work with also knows my wife. He always speaks fondly about the Halloween I wore a Superman costume to work.

This never happened.

No joke, Nick Lutsko’s songs single handedly helped me survive a lot of the pandemic.

Gremlin 3 spoilers

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Anytime someone tries to tell me the Washington Post is a reputable news source, I show them this.

Me watching Tom Brady’s post Patriots life

I also promised myself no merch… but who can resist a Sabretooth pin??

Went to the Sabres game and I’m officially old.

1. I complained that the music and PA system were too loud. (In my defense, there was a kid next to me who thought the same thing.)

2. I’m more excited about the food than the beer.

Friends: “How come you don’t watch WWE anymore?

Me: “I have my reasons.”

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Texts I receive from my friend at 9:17pm.

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Why does Spotify have a messaging app?