Celery

Took my daughter @vegetablejester.bsky.social shopping and now she is grounded for life. #minfilia #ryne #ffxiv

I have been very coked up on Cookie Run Kingdom lately nothing can save me or my friends who are forced to listen to me yap abt that fuck ass smurf cookie

Me

And the Lion from Teletubbies kek

Listening to Nintendogs walk music on walks to feel an ounce of joy in my life

I started playing Cookie Run Kingdom again. Uh oh

Sainsburys changed their goddamn cocktail sausages I'm so pissed they taste like ass now

Showing up in my friends dms like a cat with a mouse except its me looking for a review on a body horror section I wrote

ㅤㅤㅤㅤAstrologian.exe
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Amazing hp stat

Celery used to be half dragon lmao. Like, hella early lore due to me still being connected to him being an FE OC. If we wanna go even earlyer than that, when I was making him as a concept in Awakening, he was gonna be a pirate. He was also meant to have siblings, tho knowing his dad, he might

I probably need those horse electrolytes in my life rn

Hehe
#GPOSERS

I need people to know and realise that Janis (In the Disney Narnia adaptation) was my gay awakening. Get tf outta that carriage kid it's my turn to be emotionally manipulated

Girl who is never escaping Samsara

Oogh

I just remembered I had the middle frame of this as my pfp during my very messy breakup with my EX dfghjkl. Bro got cucked by the penis bubble

Seeing this made me curious if there was any actual real words in there. And there is kind of something that can be made out of it I think. Pheau sounds very close to Faux (and what kept coming up on google) and Houlet is close to Houlette which is a crook

Oghh he's so cuteeee

Finally ! Saffron's story update :) It's a long one so this will be part 1
(4/32)

I have a coffee three cover letters due by tomorrow and a dream rn

I decided to try one of these. Help

I feel like Wisteria slowly edges closer to those edgy op ocs sometimes like. Assasin lady with time powers with no fear response who is basically nigh unkillable. Should have just locked her in a room with Zenos

Celery is very used to living away from people and cities, so he's found it difficult in the past to warm up to them well until the Crystarium. He felt connected by the way the people there surived and it's helped him since.

Soulution 9 though, way too loud, way too bright, no trees and culty 0/10

Smth funny as fuck abt Wisteria and her inspiration is that they're all fucking Homestuck characters. She takes from Aradia, Vriska, Bro and Jack this is a horrible mess of a character and she's great

Theron is probably my only character who knows how to actually do taxes. Satyaki too actually but everyone else I don't think they've paid their taxes since the Calamity or ever

Warghh I've been drowning myself in old internet nostalgia lately take me back there boys

Been revisiting a lot of early 2000s internet stuff lately. As someone who had little to no parental supervision on the internet back then back in the peak of Flash and hella fuckin violent animations like goddamn I probably shouldn't have been watching those