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Getting on the first plane when my row partner arrived - a little old lady who reminds me of Phyllis Diller - I offered to put her bag up for her and we exchanged some nice words and when she sat I told her "I think we have the row to ourselves so spread out." She replied "Oh good, Ilike sharing my space with a tall dark and handsome young man." I said "So do I but we've got each other instead." And we laughed and laughed and the people behind us laughed. Good times. So boarding our second plane I was on first again and she saw me sitting in the row and hollered down the plane "You better get out of my way! I'll sit on you!" And the stewardess kind of stared at her aghast and I yelled back "I'm positive I asked for a sweet little old lady to sit next to, not a leather handbag!" And the stewardesses jaw just dropped to the ground. And we laughed and laughed. I like my spunky old lady friend.

I miss her so much 😭

I hope she’s doing just fuckin great right now.

I know multiple people have pointed it out already, but always good to have one more voice: Law enforcement chasing people to their deaths is murder. Law enforcement throwing you into cells where you die from neglect is murder. ICE has been doing both. We don't know how many they've murdered.

The most important post on Bluesky today

Reminder: Ted Faro is 12 today. There is still time.

Beards: something no American warriors have sported while decimating an enemy.

Optometrist: Do you see the monster?

Me: It's hard to make out.

Optometrist: (changes lenses) How about now?

Me: Still blurry.

Optometrist: What drips from its fangs?

Me: Drool?

Optometrist: (changes lenses)

Me: Oh, venom. Deadly venom.

Always wary of getting too invested in any political figure, but Mamdani does so many great things here. He crouches down so they're speaking face-to-face. He repeats every question back. Not because he doesn't understand (clearly he does) but to make sure he's actually answering their question.

hollering

Black men aren't lynching themselves...

I am so irrationally excited about this project.

We were cackling the entire episode 🤣

This is a miracle on many levels

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One more hat. Where do they keep going?
#art #kpopdemonhunters

trying to plan a visit to Delhi in January with zero success and reminded of a story I only heard recently about when my parents were first together. when we were looking through my dad's papers, we found some cute snaps of them in their mid-twenties, smiling as they got on a plane.

pup play but it's just the part where you're furiously lint-rolling every piece of clothing you own because you gave him a bath and his whole undercoat refreshed

pup play but it's just the part where you yell "STOP LICKING" with increasing levels of exasperation

Hi I'm hi, I'm dad

Reaching On spiritualism

Wrote about spiritualism and my parents over on Substack: valleyofthed.substack.com/p/reaching

Re-re-re-playing Horizon Zero Dawn to get my mind off politics, and I'm reminded how I would 100% unplug my phone so he'd have a place to plug in his CPAP

"can you do mommy RP?"

Of course!!

*ahem*

ALL I DO IS WORRY.
AND SLAVE.
AND DEFEND YOU.

AND ALL I GET BACK IS THAT... FUCKING FACE ON YOUR FACE!!

SO FULL OF DISDAIN AND RESENTMENT AND ALWAYS SO ANNOYED. WELL NOW YOUR SISTER IS DEAD

YouTube video by Star Wars ONE HOUR OF DANCING MON MOTHMA | Andor Season 2 | Disney+

Just going to have this playing for the next hundred years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We did the same thing yesterday with the same feelings about it

R A F in that order