alexandra

I've had lana on repeat for a week straight. Turbulent times approach

reading napoleon's letters to josephine.... god, your men just don't yearn like this anymore... they're too busy asking skynet if an AI photo of a video game woman is too fat for them to be attracted to....

Santa Monica Pier (Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Troika Games, 2004)

A loading screen from The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, showing the inside Henantier's house in Bravil, with someone standing out in the open space of the house.

It is considered a crime to take bites out of whole onions in public.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

like my brother in christ... WHOMST slugs and teabags in a holiday "for funsies" event? at least throw a snowball first omg

it's so crazy playing killer in dbd and trying to make sure everyone is having fun & that i'm not tunneling ppl, being considerate etc... and then i play one game as survivor and realize i am a SAINT who needs to be canonized wtf !!

had eggnog for the first time in my life
folks it tastes like egg

Silent Hill 2

If you really want to see Mary, you sould just die.

Been saying this for years

to whom it may concern: formless hoes mad

marketing ppl are so funny. my country's on the brink of civil war? yes i def need a discount code to buy whatever slop ur selling lmao

kay's cooking channel truly keeping me on my toes. at no point did she consider to check if the recipe is called that or brown windsor soup. legend levels of posting

the fact that the main writer for spn is also the main writer for the boys is extra funny to me like damn he cannot escape the curse

hai noroc si doamne ajuta

YouTube video by Daniel Hentschel I hate my life

finished voting www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjXU...

listen i will never approve of the american 2 party system but how do i explain to ppl that we got 14 candidates for the first round of presidential voting and every single one of them fills me with dread and nausea

right like i've only ever seen him in the boys recently and in the back of my head i'm like you know what that's a pretty bitch right there... but 15 years on spn?? like i can't think of a single other thing he's been on. maybe he just wanted a consistent paycheck tbh lol

well it took 15 hours but i finally recruited a companion in veilguard that i like

One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)

can jensen ackles not act or something? how did he waste so many years of that face real estate on just supernatural lol

bonus bad bitch points if she has the french tip + raspy chain smoker voice like im actually in love

a balkan woman with the blackest boxed hair dye she could find at the supermarket and some layers with volume at the crown will never not eat up everyone in the room

hi hello hey
some things i like in no particular order:

👽 x files
🩸 slashers
🌸 survival horror (esp silent hill & resident evil what a surprise)
🌸 alan wake
🌸 dbd
🌸 bg3 / da
🌸 fallout
🌸 yakuza
🌸 disco elysium
🩸vampire the masquerade bloodlines
🏎️ formula 1
#promosky #gamesky

Silence of the Lambs starring Anya #mouthwashing

i'm also now convinced pete wentz was engineered in a lab

YouTube video by souryogurtgirl The Demise of Panic! At the Disco & the Disappearance of Ryan Ross

on a more positive note i find myself compelled to spread the word of this excellent 3 hour piece of emo history. almost made me miss the bs that was bandom livejournal youtu.be/WV_us0HTmzw?...

"Dragula [Hot Rod Herman Mix]" by Rob Zombie, "Mindfields" by The Prodigy, as featured in The Matrix (1999)

❗ egg drop soup ❗

revisiting emo and pop punk of the 00's.......... truly, what was in the air....... bisexual slut pollen or what..... (yet again, non derogatory)