Customer in work asked me what time the Chelsea kick off started???
Do I look like I watch football???
Diva, Google it

miss slayyyter on repeat this morning

colleagues at work thought I was crazy. VPL refers to wether or not the bulge print is showing right???

Vanessa Kirby is mother

getting my dinner paid for me tomorrow x

very hot male dentist rummaging about in my mouth 🙂‍↕️

colleague asking what a furry is at 11am on a Sunday 🙂‍↔️

🔥🔥

it’s so heavy in this heat 🫠

Taste

in the mood for an unhhhh marathon

oh Ethel, fuck me eyes is a bit of a banger

in the mood to watch everything everywhere all at once again and have a lil cry

customer at work said I was really rude and I started crying? 🥴🥹

someone had LDR on their grindr bio and I thought it meant long distance relationship but it was because lana del rey was in glasgow 😭

a classic

got complemented on my ass the other day and I’m like thanks, I walk around in work and sit and play video games and that’s it 😂😭

just finished the song of achilles

finally on prep so who’s gonna ***** ** ****? 😇

just finished watching normal people after reading the book 🥺

oomf took a photo of the barbican and I got ptsd thinking it was edinburgh uni library 😭

finally charging my toothbrush after putting off doing it for a month

People that wear jeans around the house scare me

this little demon bird is winning me so many ranked games

bartender looked at my friends ID and enjoyed how they were both born in 2002, he looked at mine and went “oh you’re like 30” 😭

never let me do a sub crawl ever again I’m not okay

happy #fcf

since my gran’s recent passing I’ve had this customer come up to me a handful of times now with chocolate just because I’m nice and friendly. I believe this is just confidence with the timing of things but it’s been such a touching gesture seeing how she’d treat me resurface from this lovely woman

got ID’d 😇👦🏻

salvation by rebecca black is a bit of a banger isn’t it?