Goran Jankuloski

The art of the deal:

1. Make wild demands

2. Get nothing

3. Declare victory

There goes "I'm proud to lead an anti war publication"

Love how America's pretend president can create pretend chaos over pretend deficit concerns.

This whole bit is literally you as an SNL sketch.

So let me get this straight...

TikTok says:
When we're supposed to moderate then our platform is not speech and is protected under section 230,
but when we need to divest then our platform is speech and needs to be protected under the 1st amendment.

3 weeks vacation and I have achieved full brainrot.

Amazing.

The right is SO censored!

Douglas Is Cancelled review – you might hate this show for daring to exist Steven Moffat’s drama about one half of a TV news couple being accused of sexism takes no prisoners. It's fast, fun – and furious about every liberal taboo

Culture at it's best is about reality.
Yeah, it's very uncomfortable at times, as it should be!
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

‘Brain Rot’ has been named Oxford's Word of The Year 2024

Here's my incredibly popular opinion that will never get any traction:

Most software does not need new features. None. Zero. Zilch.

Peter Thiel on Trump, Elon, and the Triumph of the Counter-Elites

Hate to say it, but Thiel managed to give the most convincing explanation of why Democrats lost the election of all the others I've listened to.
open.spotify.com/episode/2XuT...

Probably confused who to copy now: TikTok or Bluesky.

The billionaire bastards really monopolized social media so much they weren’t letting us post links to our own fucking blogs without getting fucking throttled to hell and gone. They can all burn in hell.

It always fascinated me what an optimist he was in his prime.

Congratulations on escaping Twitter,
Now called X and in the shitter,
And welcome to the place where the sky is blue,
I'm a liberal, and so are you.

Seems like
"This was the podcast election" &
"The last thing the world needs is another podcast" can both be true.

Probably all poll-related news should come with a warning:

Results show what the interviewees were willing to say to the pollsters, not what they mean, which is often how it's interpreted or reported.

YouTube video by Jaguar Jaguar | Copy Nothing

Seems like Jaguar just prompted an AI to make the most presumptious ad for literally any brand or product:
youtu.be/rLtFIrqhfng?...

Why is Jaguar trying to look like a tech company that gets bought for 50m by Alphabet only to be shelved indefinitely.

Hey Apple,
here's an idea for Apple Intelligence:
use it to read through all group messages I'm in,
but only send me a notification when they're twlking about me.

Morning Friends! It’s a brand new day. In dark times clarity of vision and purpose are possible. I’m glad that we are here together. 💙

Coming up to 2 years since all the AI bros on TikTok been telling me I'll be replaced by ChatGPT in about 6 months.