Cates Holderness

can’t wait to update my therapist on my latest quarterly trauma

YouTube video by isa Mouse Cinema - Dropout Smartypants

i love that someone actually did make this www.youtube.com/watch?v=7awi...

mouse lmao

proud to have derailed a large @garbageday.email channel today with the simple question “but was gadget still hot”

love hard and well

hey, hey, listen. the only thing that ultimately matters is love. fill your world with as much love and kindness as you can.

A FRIEND

it’s incredible how much a bad dream can fuck you up for days

yeah

update: i've had a fruit and protein smoothie every day since i got it and it's great. 10/10 purchase

mr sandman, man me a sand

My therapist is gonna be so proud of me when she hears how I reacted to a bigass bug in my apartment just now

I AM

Have you made the cucumber salad? It’s phenomenal. I keep eating an entire cucumber for lunch

nothing like getting 40g protein and an entire day's worth of fruit and veg in one smoothie

got a nutribullet last week and i feel like a different person. kitchen gadgets in your 40s just hit different.

never forget

The legacy of DashCon Read to the end for Goose and his watermelon

I wrote about DashCon 2 in yesterday’s @garbageday.email newsletter and it made me wish I had attended www.garbageday.email/p/the-legacy...

GIMME you promised!!

Heard another big sad today. Fuck cancer.

hiiii @garbageday.email live is coming to brooklyn next week! i'll be there and on stage at one point lmao. come see the show, it'll make you feel things! wl.seetickets.us/event/garbag...

Okay actually I’ve done countless interviews about The Dress and this one was the only one that asked me if it was a bad experience. Which it wasn’t but kind of it was at times.

If you look closely, you'll notice the light hanging from my ceiling that my landlords haven't fixed for over a year. But also check out Long Shadow, this season should be fascinating!

i live my life by quarterly OKRs

absolutely thrilled to say that I started my first year-long @garbageday.email [redacted] metrics tracking spreadsheet (not joking lmao)

thank you, I really appreciate that context!

I just don’t know if I’m ready for The Mom Stuff, you know? I know it’ll be good and worth it but…

I want to catch up on The Bear but emotionally idk if I’m ready for the Fishes episode

The absolutely objectively correct view! Thanks again for letting me be a part of this season!

You are too kind!! I really had a great time with this interview—so many insightful questions. Can't wait to hear the full season!