Possible Human

i thought jetpack cat would be broken and make the game unplayable the second i saw them
i was correct

Gayed so hard to day im fresh out. No more gay. "Oh are you attracted to-" dunno. Forgot. No more gay.

tracer getting full health from a mini is insane

TOMODACHI LIFE ON NINTENDO MUSIC NEVER KILL YOURSELF

@ivyfeathers.bsky.social SURELY

LMAOOOOOOO now I feel bad

This might be the worst take ive ever made

Yeah

"I love winter!!" mfs when I show them seasonal depression

highguard is a good videogame

Its like hes in some king of pinge compilation

Just keep moving. Nothing is solved by one more being added to the number.

I feel so bad believing that america can be fixed because it keeps trying to prove me wrong.

True gender euphoria is changing your battles style to "girlish" in Pokemon: Ultra Moon.

Why is my comedy anime shooting itself in the face trying to make me cry.
I dont need an expansive overarching story I want to laugh lmao

Me: *fun fact*
Them: wow is that true?
Me: *realizing ive just told a completely bold faced lie because I was excited to be part of the conversation.* uh... no.

who else be smashing that thing

by a steady media diet of jingoism. A few of us were smart enough to call them out on why they were there if we're all a year or two away from registering for selective service anyway. The response was "don't you wanna get paid to kill some [anti-arab slur]s?"
At least 3 signed on the spot.
(3/4)

We do at least have actual confirmation of what "great" america was. A horrible beast of wealth and power fucking over everyone else for shits and giggles. Not even for the sake of itself or its citizens. Just because it wants to.

I cant even be pissed because something like this was obviously gonna happen. Im just fucking tired. Im tired of this fucking braindead rotting corpse calling for war crimes and it being obeyed.

Oh for fucks sake

Ok in 2026 im officially calling for the reinstatement of boykisser
Im gay. Im a furry. Its been like 7 years or whatever. I wanna use the stupid gifs without 60% of people that see it going "ewwww boykisser? Really?"

perpetually anxious cat with many anxious thoughts

Yall ever just think about the fact that we can find beauty and worth in things that dont have intrinsic material value?
I do.

I bring a sort of "the human experience is one of the most beautiful things we currently have knowledge of" vibe to the function that nihilists dont like

Fuck you ghosts in botw are physical
He STANDS on medoh
Urbosas shoes make clicky clackies on the steps
The ghosts can be touched
The ghosts can cuddle
They can make it work

Idgaf if hes dead they still cuddle. Link goes up medoh fucking weekly. They exist up there in the cold far away from anybody else. They sit at the top of lovers peak and watch sunsets.

"You may think youre good. But im better" yall what if I started crying like

Thinking about revali