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The most fucked up part about AI chatbots - it will reply to your question with an insane hallucination, but an utmost confidence. And if you don't take it at face value and ask a followup question "what the fuck?" it will deadpan reply "oh I made that up."

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

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r/analytics • IOh We just found out our AI has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up. Support So we've been using an Al agent since November to answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations, everyone loved it. I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this entire time. Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing plausible sounding percentages. I only caught it by accident when someone asked me to double check something. I started digging, and holy shit, it's bad.

lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard

Feeling brave. Cracking out the yellow mustard.

Wish me luck.

Slapping hot sauce* on my sandwich like a boss

* reduced-fat mayo

Those look good. I hope you feel better soon!

1st panel: doctor comes into the room and the patient says 'dr. cooper?' and the doctor says 'hi mike, mind if I come in?' 2nd panel: the doctor says to patient 'so your credit card was declined' 3rd panel: " the doctor holds up a kidney stone and says 'which means I'll have to put your kidney stone back in' 4th panel: patient is crying and asks 'the hard way?" and the doctor says, from off panel "the hard way"

Source: MrLovenstein.com

You telling me a stone did those curls?

The pull-string that makes them say "HurryHardHurryHardHurryHard?"

I dunno. We didn't do that with rocks when I was growing up. We just threw them at each other until the street lights came on.

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are i just yell STATUS REPORT

I'm hearing about Election Season coming up in the US.

Remember that just because it's in season, doesn't mean you should shoot it.

This also applies to tourist season, especially since they're becoming extirpated.

Also, dictionaries are good. If I paid for a word, I'm using it.

Tea is the yarn of beverages.

You crafters know what I'm saying.

Me: I don't want to waste money on a DVD of a movie I haven't seen. I don't know if I'll like it.

Also me: Why did I waste money on a DVD of a movie I've already seen?

"We're having a potluck at work! Bring a food to show your cultural heritage!"

My cultural heritage is supermarket deli counter and beer. You're getting potato salad, and I'm getting a trip to HR.

Look, white people love seasoning.

It just happens to be "salt," okay?

🧂🧂🧂

Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.

So you're either in IT or an ER.

The difference is in the need for a flared base.

"I don't make the rules; I'm just ensuring compliance."

you've just met my day today

Now I'm really wondering about the water cooler over at Moltbook.

It gets weirder.

I didn't come up with that term; the AI did.

Then, when I responded that I'm stealing AaaS, it responded to me in kind and ... immediately nuked its own response.

Apparently it's not allowed to talk about such things.

I have to use an AI at work. It makes mistakes, but it's pretty good at ensuring consistency and alignment in existing documentation. It's detecting patterns and I'm checking its pattern detection and fixing its patterns and ...

Sweet Jesus, we've invented Autism-as-a-Service (AaaS).

She is the emotional age of a preschooler.

Why has this toddler been handed a loaded gun?

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