holly

the second-hand embarrassment for all these humorless dorks replying to this. oof.

Thanks - I will put my librarian powers to use and try to find it. 🤓

so relatable! 😂

I think the idea is that you use this on the outside when you grill it instead of the butter or mayo that most people use.

you know, in all the times i've been there, i've never tried it! Need to rectify this.

it's Tillamook butter and Kewpie mayo

We've got you 👍

I’m a butter purist, wasn’t that impressed with the mayo, but I totally understand why people use it. Hope I get to try it!

I tried the mayo on its own and wasn’t really impressed, but I can totally see why using both is likely better.

I feel like @faineg.bsky.social needs to know about this.

A photo of an open jar of Tillamook Butternaise, a limited edition product they are releasing later this week. There’s a knife sticking out of the jar. It’s next to a melty grilled cheese sandwich cut in half, with the two halves stacked on top of each other.

I am 100% going to try to snag some of this Butternaise when it goes on sale later this week. FOR SCIENCE! 🍽️🍜

OMG

'Federal prosecutors opposed Dunn’s lawyers’ motion to dismiss the charge, writing that Dunn was “recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range".

POINT BLANK RANGE. A SANDWICH. LMAOOO

This is so perfect though!

Pantsuit girl boss ad exec, Work from home apparatchik,
Skittle haired, Soy faced, Abolitionist
Nasally voiced, Soros funded, Adderall dog mom consultants
Obese, Hipster trust fund socialist
We didn't start the fire

Her little face! 😻

It’s so funny when the brands you assume must be everywhere are not.

it was on the local news broadcast in Portland, OR last night...

I’m always surprised reading taste tests because so often I never see what I think is a super common brand. In this case, Marie Callender (the one I most often use if I’m grabbing a mix). I wouldn’t assume MC is a west coast thing (the usual reason I figure they didn’t pick the brand I use). 🍽️🍜

i am so mad i missed these.

i literally gasped the first time i saw this. can't even imagine.

So mad!

THE WORST.

You have to be a real trashcan to use “AI” tools to make videos of cute babies and animals. If you can’t come up with an adequate supply of cute babies and animals using reality, you are, I repeat, a trashcan.

A fluffy black & white tuxedo kitten and a shorthaired gray & white tuxedo kitten (with gray on gray tabby stripes) sitting on a dresser, looking up. A wire basket with towels sits in between them.

And then there were two! The other b/w tuxedo was adopted by one of the other volunteers in my group! Tempted to bond these two so I don’t end up with a single lonely kitten.

Same at my house.

Supposedly they will be private. Like, you would use it to mark things you dislike in your feed. Hopefully it stays in Discover and not the Following feed since it makes no sense there.

Orange and white cat dressed in a striped old timey prisoner costume. A sign around his neck says, "guilty as charged: Gonzo, disorderly conduct."

Orange and white cat dressed in a striped old timey prisoner costume. A sign around his neck says, "guilty as charged: Gonzo, disorderly conduct."

Orange and white cat dressed in a striped old timey prisoner costume. A sign around his neck says, "guilty as charged: Gonzo, disorderly conduct."

Wel triksandtreets time is sooon and so i wil naow share my costoom:

Homepage of http://comicphilosophy.com showing my Jeff Ethics post, with It's Jeff Vol 1, issue #1, 2023, cover art by Gurihiru. Jeff the Land Shark Vol 1, issue #1, 2025, cover art by Gurihiru.

Marvel's Jeff the Land Shark has become incredibly popular - but is he really a "good boy"? Find out in my moral philosophy ethics overview:
comicphilosophy.com/index.php/20...
Kudos to @kellythompson.bsky.social @gurihiru.bsky.social and all the other creators for such an amazing character.

we actually have donuts fairly often it seems like. LOL Donuts just sound so good right now!