blayclee 🪩 (taylor’s version)

I only want two things.

To lose weight and eat.

Ate enough gummies to render a small bovine creature comatose. Gonna watch The Substance and doomscroll until my thumbs stop working. #saturdaynight

coffee: delicious
blankets: comfy
bed head: outrageous

I just love RedNote 😭😭😭 “go to sleep little boy, you don’t have to work” 😭😭😭

I really love this app but wish I got more engagement. I like to randomly get on and interact throughout the day but it’s one sided. Engagement tips? #metaboycott

Maine coon cat

Ugh. I’m just so obsessed with him.

#Figaro

who would have ever guessed, putting nutrients into your body makes it feel good and work better. it's almost like nobody told me 100,000 times

Crazy cat lady and Maine Coon

Shoulder cat back at it with the shoulder cat things. And yes, I’m wearing a cat sweater. #crazycatlady

Makes me sick to my stomach.

Dear Taylor Swift,
January 20, 2025 would be an amazing time to drop REPUTATION.
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Garlic in my cooking and vanilla extract in my baking share one guiding principle: I add them with wild abandon, defying the recipe with a mix of audacity and playful disdain.

Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.

TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime

It feels dirty now.

“Misogyny is believing Taylor Swift and Beyoncé sold their souls to achieve their success but Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos worked hard for theirs.”

Noise cancelling earplugs but for smells.

The floof 😻

This was mine

Was able to download this Gem before it went dark!! #tiktok #tiktokban #tiktokrefugee

Posting this I downloaded before the ban to show how to fight the #TikTokban without using #Meta ’s apps. Don’t let #Facebook / #Instagram keep profiting off you, even if you’ve deleted them. Watch to learn how to stop data collection and stay ad-free. #skytok #tiktokrefugee

He knows I’m sad ☹️

I HATE IT HEEEEEERE

I’m sad.

Well TikTok is gone. That was weird. I watched it disappear. This is eerie as fuck. I hate it here.

In honor of carrie underwood performing at that man's inauguration I am going to continue my tradition of never listening to carrie underwood's music.