Toby Hixson's Avatar

Toby Hixson

@alphamagnus.bsky.social

Toy guy, Cosplayer, artist.

41 Followers  |  25 Following  |  171 Posts  |  Joined: 13.09.2023  |  1.7251

Latest posts by alphamagnus.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

Public media has been defunded. Your support keeps journalists on the ground, lifts unheard voices, and connects communities.

Help us plan for what’s next. Make a monthly gift today. Stand with public media: n.pr/458sOhq

27.07.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12683    πŸ” 4438    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 163

Did we ever get the official β€œattach all parts mode” from Hasbro yet?

27.07.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
27.07.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

this is a direct 1:1 of an existing crossover featuring Garfield and turts from 1991

27.07.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 27.07.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 18694    πŸ” 3974    πŸ’¬ 261    πŸ“Œ 141
Post image

I’ll just leave this right here…

www.tfw2005.com/boards/threa...

26.07.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t let a black dude from Cosby and a goth foreigner steal the show bruther

24.07.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk hogan couldn’t let MJW and Ozzy steal his limelight . #FHH RIP

24.07.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am STOKED that they made V bigger dudes! We need a roll , Willy and light and mm1 is complete.

24.07.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

South Park went nuclear

24.07.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Paramount plus account unreachable due to uh oh

Paramount plus account unreachable due to uh oh

Tried to cancel my Paramount+ subscription due to the merger/fascism bullshit and got this note. I'm guessing lots of other people had the same idea?

18.07.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5337    πŸ” 1086    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 124
Post image 18.07.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 10536    πŸ” 3631    πŸ’¬ 292    πŸ“Œ 164

This makes the @aftermidnightcbs.bsky.social β€œself cancellation” seem less genuine

19.07.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Guy (the Internet) staring at woman in red dress (Coldplay CEO scandal) while a Mona in.a light blue shirt stares at him in disgust (The Epstein Files)

Guy (the Internet) staring at woman in red dress (Coldplay CEO scandal) while a Mona in.a light blue shirt stares at him in disgust (The Epstein Files)

18.07.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 18.07.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7366    πŸ” 929    πŸ’¬ 192    πŸ“Œ 142
Video thumbnail

The Internet wins again πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£

18.07.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12113    πŸ” 3232    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 225
Post image

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

18.07.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 21874    πŸ” 6134    πŸ’¬ 385    πŸ“Œ 258

Hey folks, hate to be a negative Nancy, but if Trump is sick, they are going to escalate the most heinous acts before he dies, those in charge have the most dirt on him, I don’t think broke-dick JDV can pull the same influence. Immigrants were first, I’d bet LGBTQ folks are next. Act accordingly

18.07.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Want himb

17.07.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll meet you for breakfast!

17.07.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Who does this asshole think he's fooling.
This turd's phone lines and email should be blitzed.

16.07.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 970    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 13

Can’t wait, they are knocking out all the weirdos I want

17.07.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, okay. Pam Bondi just fired the Epstein and Maxwell prosecutor, Maureen Comey.

That'll kill the conspiracy theories.

16.07.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15809    πŸ” 3800    πŸ’¬ 653    πŸ“Œ 220

Lmao idk why these places think I care. I get β€œis Mr pibb ok? Bish I drink Dr Faygo at home, I do not care

17.07.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

In case I wasn’t clear…

16.07.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 30984    πŸ” 4537    πŸ’¬ 662    πŸ“Œ 266

Walt was probably planning this exact thing from the git. Dude was always trying to do weird stuff like this lol

16.07.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Wake up, honey! The new HANDSOME MAN merch just dropped!

Now you can rock gear featuring the most handsome action figure ever found! IYKYK!

Available here: pixeldan.myspreadshop.com

14.07.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana ALT: a close up of a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana
14.07.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

This never gets old.

12.07.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!"

This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: 

Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. 
 
When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. 
 
Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="

I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven

11.07.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 12225    πŸ” 7134    πŸ’¬ 182    πŸ“Œ 295

@alphamagnus is following 20 prominent accounts