@spramwise.bsky.social
Dad. Educator. Writer. Not always in that order, but always at the same time. Sorry in advance for all of the pics of dogs, my kid, food, and socks.
Loving this series! But If Frankie doesn’t come out sporting pouches like classic Liefeld… what are we even doing?
19.06.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As somebody who turned 18 on 9/11, I can honestly this guy had a really crappy birthday.
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Orlando, you make us proud! #NoKingsDay
15.06.2025 00:12 — 👍 515 🔁 91 💬 6 📌 5Wondering how many air traffic controllers you could rehire for $ 45 mil?
15.06.2025 00:18 — 👍 414 🔁 86 💬 6 📌 1they're having a hard time hiding their boredom
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My friend Lauren made this incredible video on healthcare data. Do yourself a favor and watch it to better protect yourself.
youtu.be/j0S_cKz83os
Living in America this year has felt a lot like riding shotgun in a Toonces skit. “What could go wrong?”
15.05.2025 13:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wants to rename Veterans Day to Victory Day.
It was an Armistice. A ceasefire. It wasn’t a victory.
America was barely involved.
He’s just so glaringly dumb.
I’m admittedly VERY late to Wordle.
But I am on a 200+ day hot streak, and I play with one friend.
I saw that trailer months ago and thought it looked amazing. Fresh vampire take. Love me a good fang flick
18.04.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To the truck bobbing and weaving through traffic, with your matching blue lives matter, Punisher skull, and MAGA stickers… as much as you want it to be 1940s Germany, it’s not. This is the Florida turnpike, not the autobahn. Slow down.
Signed, a guy just trying to safely transport his family.
Is he golfing this weekend? I would encourage every single person who is able to stand outside and ruin his game and day. He should not get to ever enjoy himself when putting us through misery.
04.04.2025 14:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0DONT SLEEP: we are bogged down with tariff worries, and to be clear, it is crushingly bad.
But don’t forget, next week, Congress will vote on the SAVE act, designed to remove voting rights for almost 70 million Americans (women, military, trans, etc). This is a RED ALERT.
Nobody was as unflappably cool as Val Kilmer. Top Gun, Tombstone, Real Genius, Top Secret!, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang just to name a few off the top of my head. I also cannot listen to the Doors without thinking of him. Absolute legend.
02.04.2025 11:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me after my 5am workout: “yeah I’ll take a box of thin mints…”
Guy behind the counter: “sir those are energy drinks.”
Me: “…so no Tagalongs either?”
ZERO eggs at my grocery store. Thanks, Obama!
03.03.2025 16:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love that ProPublica used the German word “blitz” to describe a sweeping action by this man. They could have said “slew” or “barrage” or even “onslaught”, but when faced with a language choice, they evoked the Nazis.
Sorry I got a word-of-the-day calendar for Hanukkah.
It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...
These tariffs are gonna ruin the tour …
03.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember: they’re overwhelming you and that’s the goal. It’s all noise, day in and day out. They want you confused, frustrated, and giving up.
Stay calm. Set news boundaries. Pick trusted sources to aggregate and synthesize stories. Pick 2-3 issues to focus on. Take breaks. Process with friends.
Don’t we all
30.01.2025 16:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember: they’re overwhelming you and that’s the goal. It’s all noise, day in and day out. They want you confused, frustrated, and giving up.
Stay calm. Set news boundaries. Pick trusted sources to aggregate and synthesize stories. Pick 2-3 issues to focus on. Take breaks. Process with friends.
Thanks, Guardian. Way ahead of you. It was in the 30s last week in Orlando.
29.01.2025 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0 I know it’s selfish of me to say, but I am just grateful I’m no longer teaching civics/government. From 2017-2021, my job was choking back screaming, while teaching through clenched teeth, saying “yeah, no… that is weird what he did…. Yeah you’re right, he shouldn’t be allowed to do that…”
80 years ago, my grandfather, a first generation American Jew, risked life and limb to help liberate concentration camps.
Yesterday, the commander in chief couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge the Holocaust. He was too busy stripping rights and rounding up people.
I can’t stand this.
Just my daily check to see if we fixed the price of eggs.
Oh they’re going up? Huh. Let’s rename something else.
Just popping on real quick to see if anything good happened today…
Nope.
Strap in, folks.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jan/20/trump-elon-musk-salute
The artists scheduled to play the inauguration looks like if Spotify’s AI DJ grew sentient and vindictive and created a playlist for me to drive into oncoming traffic.
And also Snoop.
