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Look, I believe in casts, but if a parent has strongly-held anti-cast beliefs, they should be allowed to let their kid’s broken arm grow back all floppy and fucked up, even to the point of lifelong, debilitating pain. And that’s not child abuse because a kid’s bones are their parents’ property

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

“What did you see?” asked Toad.

“I saw the sun coming out,” said Frog. “I saw the birds sitting and singing in the tree. I saw my mother and father working in their garden. I saw flowers in the garden.”

“You found it!” cried Toad.

They want you to stop making music and work on a factory farm.
They want you to stop drawing and work in a mine.

we watch a time lapse film of a coyote decomposing in the forest. I hold your hand. "I love you anyway," I say

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

incredible things are happening on tiktok

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/

“One is not unoccupied because one is absorbed. There is visible labor and invisible labor. To contemplate is to labor, to think is to act. Folded arms toil, clasped hands work. A gaze fixed on heaven is a work. […] To meditate on the Shadow is a serious thing.”

[Hugo, Les Miserables VII.8]

Three panel black and white comic. Panel 1. A smiling eel-like primitive fish shows off it's new iPhone in front of it to two trilobites. Fish dialogue: check out my new phone! It's got 16 gigabytes it can hold! Trilobite dialogue: oh yeah? How many trilobites can it hold? Panel 2: the fish looks on, concerned, as the two trilobites crawl onto the phone and others join. Panel 3: the fish looks upset, its phone is buried in several trilobites. Fish dialogue: please stop

An oldie from Inktober 2018: trilobyte

ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing

*being incredibly frustrating, obtuse, rude and mean to my friends*
"Guys why are you so mad, I'm just ragebaiting"

To a mycologist, everything is a mushroom.

Calling my girlfriend a Chaser for the bit and seeing them scramble like I accused them of saying a racial slur

My chef: "Yeah there's this awesome dude on the Rogan podcast,, He like invented VR and now he works as a weapons manufacturer and he's putting VR in Jets it's so cool"

Me: "You ever read Enders Game?"

My chef: "Yeah that movie was awesome, I didn't even think about that woah"

look ai is completely destroying the world with massive pollution and is using up water at a concerning rate but at least you get to use technology that lies to you and is the primary propaganda mechanism by fascists

Nurse at the HRT appointment calling me pretty, a win is a win.

i'm not a trans activist i'm just trans and don't like you

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

i think about this tweet every single day

Goblin girlfriend x goblin Girlfriend slice of life Yuri fanfic,, crudely handwritten and pockmarked with little hearts and goblin doodles. Romance, Tragedy, goblins.

When we are all naught but digital ash, relics of a bygone era of a culture that has moved past the idea of the Internet, what will they look back upon as significant? Is any of the text, images, art, or music released solely digitally going to be significant? We will create and post anyway.

I got your goose ~

Carrying it around by it's neck in my teeth,, like it's a proud trophy of my accomplishments,, and it's still alive and making goose noises very unhappily at its current situation, scolding me and honking that it's not even your goose, it's a free goose, but I know it's a liar.

Fuck,, Ska already exists

Gonna invent a new genre of music just for puppygirls

A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”